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GorillaManDad The Barracuda : HOLLAR AT A HONKEY!!
Sign
Aquarius
Height
5' 8" (173 cm)
Age
34 year old Man
Ethnicity
Caucasian with no hair
Smoker?
Occasionally
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Buddhist
Rate My Picture
No
Bout to hit the city at night!
dating
 
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Crook
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
  Interests
Anything fun and different
About Me
I am a full time single parent. No baby mama drama she is not in the picture.
So if you are looking for a guy who has no responsibilities or can spend all his money on you and shower you with gifts i guess i am not the guy for you.
Now if you know any rich single women looking for a live in pool boy with a white trash Bruce Willis'ish bad boy look...
Hook a honkey up!

I don't think i ever read an honest self appraisal of who a person is on these ads so i figure i should be one to lead by example.

Just moving to the area form San Francisco.

Things I like:
Cute Chubby Chicks
Skateboarding
Coltrane
Art
Jazz
Hip Hop
Indie Rock
Driving fast
Food and I got the body of a professional bowler to prove it
New wave
Dancing like no one is watching. Cause if they are they point and laugh)
My Sons smile is my drug of choice!
Cooking and learning more about cooking.
Independents! Politically speaking.
Spirituality Not Religion.

Total city guy. Born and raised in D.C. Area, Then lived in Va. Beach for a few years, Moved to Chicago for a few years, Lived and worked in NY for a while, Lived in Tampa for 8 months. Then San Francisco for the past 8 years. I am well traveled in the usa and some other countries. I have culture.
I am wicked good at making people forget the drama of life and focus on the time at hand. I have been to hell and back with my son and let the little sh*t slide right off my back like a duck.
I love shopping, shoes, fashion, and other gay like things. But its me.
I am vary anti Republican!
I don't really follow trends at all!
I am just an average single parent trying to get by.
I got tattoos and a bad boy look. But sorry to disappoint. I aint nothing but a broke ass baby mama so don't expect me to be doing bad boy stuff.
I left the life a long time ago to chase my dreams and attained allot of them so far.
I still have more to work on and will accomplish them because i believe in myself and you should be the same kind of girl.

Hi self esteem is a must to roll with me.
Class and some cute clothes go a long way in my eyes.
I may be a little damaged with some carry on baggage but i make up for it with charm and spontaneity!

OH YEA!!
I do the Best Gorilla Impressions!
Please don't be trashy!


First Date
Some good food, good drinks, and a quiet spot where we can talk and see whats up.
Last 5 GorillaManDad Forum Posts
12 year old that hates her father
Um Truly single....Why are you in a forum for single parents?You don't have a child, Don't...
What Am i doing wrong?
Actually the topless photo is reeling them in....I am totally ok with the profile now.I th...
What Am i doing wrong?
I made many "suggested" changes.Just that one I don't want to change.I am taking some of t...
What Am i doing wrong?
Yes it is.I think i will keep the joke. I want a woman with a sence of humor....
What Am i doing wrong?
Ok changes made.The not gay thing is a JOKE......i guess you don't get it.I will explain.S...


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