I`m no oil painting......more like a water colour in the rain!!!

I would describe myself as the eternal optimist. I believe there is someone for everyone. I`m bubbly, honest, gregarious, tactile, articulate, (not many women can drive big lorries), love to laugh and have a quick wit. I`m easily amused and can sit with a colouring book and crayons for hours, staying within the lines. I`d love to meet someone who made my toes curl, my heart beat that wee bit faster and in the words of David Gray `feel like lightening`s running through my veins every time I look at you.`
Having said that, a relationship is a 2 way thing and I would like nothing more than these feelings to be shared (wish I knew how to spell reciprocated).

If you`re looking for a tall, blonde, Swedish Nymphette type, then you should have gone to Specsavers. However if it`s lots of cuddles, laughter, loyalty, (sound like a Labrador) and to be with a fun person, then I`m your woman.


NO WAND WAVERS!!!!
I`m not into anything cyber or a quickie. I have morals (nearly typed molars...got them too).

This site is only as good as the people on it, so why all the rudeness? It`d be nice to be answered, if only to say no thanks. Manners cost nothing.

Thought for today
Men are like toilets...all the best ones are taken and the rest are full of crap!!!

Firstly there would be a trip to casualty as I`d have fainted due to the shock of a response.

Anywhere that we can chat and get to know one another and if it involves free jelly babies all the better xxx

Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke