My blinding beauty and lighting fast wit will slay you! Obviously i have a sense of humor. The rest of it I'll work on. Someone who's not too serious and has a sense of adventure. NO couch potatoes please!!!! Or grumpy jerks!! or smurfs! yah! NO SMURFS!!
i have a strange sense of humor and i'm a bit immature. i'm annoying, loud, obnoxious, rude...but equally sweet, quiet, loving and kind. i like the person i have become. i'm grown, have a job, a car, live in a house that needs LOTS of fixing but hey i'm working on that... i'm a petulant child who likes to throw tantrums. i enjoy a good joke...especially on me. i love a good adventure. i'm equal parts explorer and a slug. i'm curious about everything, a jill-of-all-trades, but a master of none. i'm not looking for marriage, but nor am i looking to just "hook up".
you can find me as comfortable working on a car as attending an opera, watching a good stoner movie or reading a literary classic. i want someone who can make me laugh as well as challenge me. but let's not lie to one another shall we? if there's not even a chance in HELL that i find you REMOTELY attractive...keep shuffling along there Quasimoto...
if i haven't scared you off...or made you concerned for my sanity...drop me a line, i promise i don't bite...well...unless you want me to ;)
dwarf tossing, eating glass, chewing on tin foil, inhaling anthrax, injecting black mamba venom into eachother's eyes, drinking copious amounts of mescal laced with peyote...anything that sounds remotely fun and adventurous
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