Here you find a sweet, compassionate, well-groomed, open-minded white male who seeks that 'special', playful, enthusiastic, and above all, witty woman. What this woman needs to bring to the party is as follows; 1. Emotional Availability 2. Good Humor 3. Willingness to examine the world in which we live 4. Perhaps a bit of "Wholesome Nurturing" 5. Preferably between 220-330lbs 6. Race is open 7. A good listener 8. Able to be content as a homebody 9. Enjoys a good film 10. Natural & Free-Flowing when it comes to being in a relationship. No prudes!!
If you are Thick/Phat/Queen-Sized/Heavyset/Plump/Flabby/Or Just Plain B-I-G...Then You're Gonna Earn Some Nice, Juicy Bonus Points! Please, For God's Sake...No, I Repeat, No 'Olive-Oils', Or 'Gumby's', Or Even 'Paris Hilton Look-A-Likes'!!
Every Man I Believe, Desires A Big Woman, But For Some Reason, Many Men Seem To Have Difficulty Admitting It To Themselves!
If You Appreciate Good Italian Food & Don't Mind A Guy Who Literally Puts Ketchup On Just About Everything & Anything, Then Perhaps We Should Talk! JUST DON'T EVER ASK ME TO RUN A MARATHON, GO SQUARE-DANCING, MUD WRESTLE, ATTEND AN ALL-DAY CONFERENCE ON THE STATE OF AMERICA'S OVERALL HEALTH, DINE AT A MEXICAN RESTARAUNT, EAT ANYTHING WITH MUSHROOMS, GO TO A NUDE BEACH OR FLY ANYWHERE NEAR THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!! WITH THAT BEING SAID--I HOPE TO REEL IN THE 'BIG-ONE'!!
Oh Yeah Almost Forgot-Despite My Mature Age, I Have A Weakness For Easy-Mac & Cheese! Hope That's Not TOO Childish For You!! I'm Also Lazy When It Comes To Lobster-Only De-Shelled For This Lad. SHELLING LOBSTER IS LIKE SHOVING TOOTHPICKS UP YOUR FINGER- NAILS!! OUCH BABY!!
Oh, I DO Have A Healthy Foot Fetish...Is That Cool??? NOTHING TOO FREAKY!!
So come on, go Vegas on my ass...ROLL THE SHINY DICE AND HOPE FOR SOMETHING GRAND!! Just Remember To BLOW First!
TOP TEN THINGS IN LIFE THAT MAKE ME HAPPY--- 1. FRESH MAINE LOBSTER 2. A REAL NAIL-BITING SUSPENSE THRILLER 3. COUNTRY-TIME LEMONADE ON A WARM DAY 4. AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY 5. NICE MUSIC 6. SITTING BY THE OCEAN WITH A FRIEND 7. GREAT ITALIAN FOOD 8. MINI-GOLF 9. ICE CREAM SANDWICHES 10. COASTAL NEW ENGLAND PHOTOGRAPHY
First Date
Sit around and sip a cup of whatever and discuss whatever and hope for whatever. No Pressure!
There are only 3 places a first date should never take place:
1. A Library (Because You have to 'hush, hush & we DON'T want to piss-off the little old librarian!!) 2. A Noisy, Crowded Tavern/Billiards Hall/Pub...Just Too Damn Chaotic For This Simple Lad! 3. A Public Beach (If You Or You're Date End Up With An Abundance Of Sand In The Pants, The Entire Date Is Shot To Hell!! Kind Of Hard To Converse When You're Busy Shaking & Dancing, Trying To Rid Yourself Of Unwanted Sand!!
Perhaps A Big Public Common Or Even A Quaint Diner. Something Simple, Something Clean, And Something Practical!
Sorry Ladies...I Am Neither Handy With A Hunting Rifle, Nor Fishing Pole!! Not What You'd Call "Outdoor Savvy" However, I Do Appreciate Things Like Lighthouses, Rocky Beaches, Still Waters & Even Little Old Log Cabins! Just Not As Rustic As The One Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived In! Modern-Day Up-To-Code Indoor Plumbing Is Essential!!
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