Why use a dating website? Well, I recently met a girl in a bar who told me I looked like someone famous, going on to say I reminded her of "the fat one who left Westlife!" So that’s why, after much persuasion, I've taken to hiding away on here where I can vet people before they make horrific boyband comparisons!

I was a police officer in London before returning to Newcastle, where I work giving support to adults with learning difficulties/challenging behaviour, which is a job I love. I'm really into movies so likeminded company would be great, although there's more to life for me then just films so I'd hope for the same in any potential partner! Like what? Well, bad 80s soft rock, long walks, weekends away, nice meals with flowing conversation, pointless banter in a quiet pub on a warm weekend. If any of that sounds at all appealing, keep reading...

I'm a bit under-confident and self-deprecating with how I look but I've got a nice nature, I love me gran, dote on my little nephews and I'm a soppy romantic type. Most of my friends are scattered across the world now, all marrying and having kids, and that's a lifestyle that really appeals to me. Yes, you read that right, a bloke who wants to be a husband and a father - we are out there! I know what you're thinking though: "Why is it that the only guys looking for a committed, loving, monogamous relationships, are the ugly ones?” Lol.

Yes, I'm more Cess Pitt then Brad Pitt in the looks department but if you're looking for a bloke to just treat you right and make you feel special then I'm your man! You've seen my photo, you can see for yourself that I have no right to be be choosy so let's just say if a) you've never killed anyone, b) never howled at the moon whilst trying to escape from a straight-jacket and c) thought Beef Wellington was something cows wear when its muddy then why not drop me a line? Actually, maybe I'm still being a bit specific... So let's consider Points A and B as negotiable eh? :)


And please, I really am not the shallow type, but if I've run the risk of making you throw up on your computer monitor by putting a photo (or photos!) up on my profile, then it's only fair you do the same. Not that I'm going to be inundated with 'offers' anyway but please don't get in touch if you don't have a picture on your profile. I've seen too many episodes of "To Catch A Predator" to run the risk of chatting with the 'wrong types' ha ha!

It's not the date it's the person you're with! So if you're the sort of person that believes my description is appealing then it's highly likely whatever the date is, we'll have fun and get along!