Just thought I would sign up because I love people watching and this is about the same thing.When I go to the mall to people watch I like to stare at people until they are very uncomfortable. I love being in stranger's space and then saying "Oh, excuse me." as I just continue to get more and more in their space. I enjoy binging on whatever foods I can but always make it better by having a slimfast to make me feel like it was diet food. I am very gassy and tend to blame it on the first graders I work with, that is classy of me.I hate john Mayer and Dave mathews and any man who likes their music should just bypass the "metro"sexual and go straight to "homo" sexual.

First date would start at a mall with a family restroom so we can compare genitalia and see if it is acceptable to each other. Should we decide to continue the date we would do some crop dusting and see how people react. If you enjoy it like I do we can take my dogs for a long walk while sipping airline bottles of tequilla. I like to stop at the 7-11 and see if I can get someone to by me a beer or a pack of smokes even though I don't smoke and don't drink 3.2 beer. If we can find our way back to my house (thank god the dogs know the way)we might pull weeds and throw them in the yard next door. Oh I could just go on and on so tell me what kind of interesting things you do on a first date.