I'm a prairie boy, hack carpenter, ex-dj, computer nerd jock that does yoga, reads a lot, runs and can't swim. As well I have 2 degrees, no car, a full head of hair, a velvet painting collection, no pets, one plant, one sister, a frisbee and a vivid imagination. I am serious 17% of the time and the other 84% is usually filled with silliness and funny jokes.

I am very good at filling up my schedule with various activities that may include drinks with friends, burlesque shows, salsa, camping, hiking, seeing live music, making music, snowboarding, shooting music videos for 80s tunes starring my friends and launching paper airplanes off tall buildings. At certain times the events schedule gets so busy that my head starts to spin and I quietly recede from the world at large and disappear for 3 or 4 days. During this time I usually read, catch up on sleep or watch an entire tv show season front to back in one weekend. Equal parts extrovert and introvert. Basically I am looking for a girl who I can look over at while all of the above stuff is going on and say, “ Isn’t life grand” and then she would say “ yes dangerMonkey, life is grand”

1. Rent Lamborghinis and then race each other to Whistler
2. Plot and over throw a repressive fascist regime
3. Gossip and either knit, crochet or do needle point
4. Maybe just grab a drink and share some laughs while getting to know each other...