I’m half Korean and half German. I'm originally from St. Louis. I don't speak either language but sarcasm is like a second language to me and I speak it very well.

I'm not that fat, only 410 pounds but most of that is back hair. I'm not completely unemployed, I have yard sales and that helps pay the bills. I drink like a fish to numb the pain of my do-it-at-home dental work and got bored one day so I thought I'd start a new hobby, now I smoke like a chimney. My car was repossessed but I'm getting it back just as soon as I pawn my old collection of Weeble Wobbles and have a few more yard sales then.... my 1982 Toyota corolla will be free at last! Your lucky day... I'm quite the catch!

Here's to hoping your sense of humor is as good as mine.

seriously though

What I do when I’m not working or saving the world.
Laughing at people
designing art pieces
making sarcastic comments at just the right time (see laughing at people)
writing
painting
volunteering
taking photos of random and not so random things
I am a member of CEMP California Emergency Mobile Patrol It's an all volunteer search and rescue team that assists LAPD and LAFD. We search for missing people, do medical for events, we were also deployed to help evacuate people from the Station Fire.

I'm also on a board at my Jay Oh Bee that directs my company's charitable contributions and community support.

I'm currently working on an independent film project as co-creator, producer and writer.

I'm on the planning committee for a nonprofit in Pasadena that feeds homeless and we are working on our two big events at the end of the year for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I do assemblage art and installations. I bring elements such as light, metal, paint, circuitry, and just about anything I can get my hands on together to create something that stands out and makes you think... essentially creating something from nothing.
I am currently working towards having my own show.

I also like photography! I have a website but it's currently down. I'm completely redesigning it to work in my assemblage art.

Truth is, I don't meet people easily because my career keeps me tied up during the day and when I'm not doing this I'm working on my other projects. I'm not interested in dating around with a bunch of different women. I'd like to just meet that one special someone that gets me and my sense of humor.

The time between October and December is my favorite time of the year. I like the rain. I like the smell in the air before a big storm. I like thunder and lightning. I also like sunny days at the beach. I like having weather and seasons.

I ran the 2008 SF marathon for which I fund raised and ran for APLA. I also ran the 2008 Camp Pendleton Mud Run. I'm currently training for a Relay event in 2010, which is 199 miles.

I love spicy food.
I make the best Mac and Cheese!
I value integrity
Flakiness is a turnoff
I am a member of KCRW 89. 9
I am a fan of Firefly and the movie Serenity as well as Arrested Development.

I have always been drawn to Japanese culture. Maybe that is strange, me being half Korean but it has always fascinated me. I studied Japanese for a year back in college and want to go to Japan soon.

You score big points with me if you like Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

My ideal match:
She has a great sense of humor/great personality. She is easy to get along with and has good values. She enjoys going out but is also content to stay at home and watch a movie or just hangout. She should know how to cook a little at least because I do but not mandatory... but that way we can see who makes the best Mac n Cheese! :). I basically am looking for the girl next door but with a bit of an edge to her. I want to share my life with her (as busy as it is) I have a lot to share. I make time for those who are special... and she would be very special.

I like museums and art walks or maybe do something active. Or it could be something simple but fun depending on what we talk about leading up to the date. Maybe an eclectic little cafe tucked away somewhere in a fun part of town. or frozen yogurt?

or

Mini Golf, Lazer Tag, Karaoke, Salsa dancing (I'm not good ;)), Santa Monica Pier at Sunset, Pottery Class or Bowling... But it all really depends on how our vibe is when we talk.