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Profession Developmental Disability Counselor
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
I used to have a long detailed profile but that has done nothing for me, so here are some random facts:
I hate, hate, hate doing dishes. Don't lie you do too.
I am witty and intelligent at times. Other times I can be a complete scatterbrain.
I believe right to the very core of my soul that mint chocolate chip frozen yogurt is its own food group.
Once when I was little I broke my ankle just walking down the street. What I am trying to say here is that I am a klutz.
I think I am beautiful and love myself faults and all. I realize I am not always right and am perfectly ok with that.
I like cool ranch doritoes with dill pickle dip. Gross, right?
I am girly, I paint my toenails and curl my hair and feel the need to be protected.
I like to fish, worms don't bother me, I have no problem playing in the mud and I can kick your ass.
I won the gauss math award when I was younger. Still trying to figure out how that happened.
No matter what you seek be it friendship or otherwise, as long as you are a good person and treat me with respect I will love you unconditionally.
I detest the "Serious Member" badge that has been stuck to my profile. DO you know how to get rid of it?
No matter how old I get boys still make me shy and giggly. I have a hard time initiating conversations on here.
I am quirky, I am real, and for those few who attempt to get to know me they will realize I am pretty fun.
Well....I can't tell you ALL the interesting stuff or we would have nothing to talk about. Message me if you want to know more :)
UPDATE:
I do not like laziness or men who do not care how they look to the rest of the world. Yes it DOES matter if you use your or you're incorrectly, especially if you know the difference. If you use lol 89 times in a conversation you will make me ill. You don't have to be a Rhodes Scholar or a supermodel just show a little pride in how you present yourself.
First Date
I prefer to go to the beach or something along those lines. More of an opportunity to chat and enjoy the company. If that doesn't work for you we can always play tackle football with your grandmother.
Mail Settings (To message Miranda_ you MUST meet the following criteria.)
older than 25
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
 | Miranda, Miranda, Miranda... Surrounded by 2 million men and still single. I am amazed. This girl is a total package. She can out-drink almost everybody I know, including ME. She's got a smokin' body. She's frickin' hilarious, is more fun to be around than two bums fighting over a crumb of crack, and doesn't get offended by the odd dead baby joke or usage of the C-word. She can put her toes in her mouth. She thinks bad grammar is a perfectly good reason for abortion well into adulthood. When I said TOTAL PACKAGE, I wasn't kidding. If I ever grow up, I wanna be just like her, except for the spectacular breasts and ovaries n' stuff...The best way to charm this girl is to ridicule her heritage. She's from the land of Cod and Screech originally. You should make fun of her drawl, even if she doesn't really have one. Don't be scared to use the word "like" at least 3 times per sentence. Her panties will practically melt off her flawless body. Anyways, I've probably said too much. Ask her out. Use the English language properly. Be interesting. You're golden. Don't break her. She's a fragile little princess deep down. NOT. (Seriously, C-bomb is totally ok.) |
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