Hi, I'm optimistic, friendly and approachable (think people in queues - they always want to chat)

I love - tomatoes, radio 4, flip flops (but not in the rain), big hair, decorating, drinks with lime wedges, overheard conversations, wooden jewellery, making up recipes, playing netball with my mates, stupid cats, dodgy translations and loads more.

I hate - wine, smelly cheese, mayonaise (good job I'm not french), wind and rain, ironing ( i do it - i'm not a scruff bag), squash, being early for things and working on sunday evenings.

So, I would like to meet someone who lives up to all the stereotypes of a good catch - kind and considerate but with just the right amount of ****iness and self assurance to give him that glint in the eye. I'd like to spend time talking to someone with a brain with a similar sense of humour who is not afraid to be daft and silly when the mood strikes. I've used this line before on another profile but I think it's still true - I want someone who I can spend time with without wanting to stab myself, or them, in the eye with a biro!!

After reading some of the posts in the forums I've changed my body description. However I go in and out in the right places, can fit through doorways and have never knowingly broken any furniture - I'm just not very thin - as you can see in my pics anyway so I don't know why I'm waffling on about it!

...turn up?!