Hi there, thanks for checking me out. I am short, bald, and broke, did I mention I was fat? Now that I got your total interest, you should should also know that I short-tempered not all that intellagInt, and a raging alcoholic. Still there? Well now that we have all my negatives out in the open, you know about my better side: I tend to make big scenes at restaurants, oogle at other women while on dates, never send flowers, AND always skimp on the tip. I am rude, loud-mouthed, moderately dim-witted, and only care about one person: ME! Now, if all that doesn't get you interested I am not sure what will!

Mahalo for wasting your time this awful profile ;-)

Go out for coffee or lunch, something casual, to see if there is any spark. If there is then go out for a nice dinner or lounge for a few glasses of wine.