First let me start off by saying that if you write me and tell me how hot, sexy or goodlookin I am..you will be ignored. Say something MEANINGFUL instead of throwing around shallow remarks. Too many people seek out the superficial, what kind of work the person does, the type of car they drive, how they can go about fueling their ego and getting more "power" in society. What people don't realize is that true "power" comes from within. Its about your passion, the amount of love, honest, respect and devotion that you can give to one person. No one said it's an easy road...the start is always easy...but maintaining a relationship and giving yourself to one person, without selling them out is the hard part. In this day and age when divorces are so common and relationships come and go...we are all victims of the fickle society in which we are forced to live, let's be different. Do you ever make huge poopie in your pants? Im ready to devote myself to one person, im ready to make them my world and to give as much as I receive and vice versa. Im all about soul connections, attraction, magnetism and making it last..for a lifetime. Ready?

A few other things to know about me, I generally do not like to rush out and call or meet someone until we've chatted online first, my method of chat is AOL/AIM as my first choice, yahoo/MSN are my second choice. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO CHAT ON HERE OR THROUGH INSTANT MESSAGES UNTIL IM COMFORTABLE OR YOU TELL ME YOU DONT WANT TO WASTE ANY TIME AND PREFER GOING RIGHT TO THE PHONE, I SIMPLY WILL JUST NOT TALK/COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AND I WILL IGNORE YOU. I understand that some people do not like to chat/email etc, if this is you then we probably arent a match because I prefer men who are very good with the written word. Im not saying that we need to chat forever before meeting, Im just saying that it will make me more comfortable if you enjoy online chat alittle. If we hit it off here, we will swap screenames and go from there. I generally don't like men who wear uniforms, hunters or men who have pics of dead things in their profiles, pics of other women in your profile with their heads cut off or hollowed out simply scare the beejesus out of me. I won't respond to you if you seem to have a love of weaponry and no, motorcycles don't impress me. I don't care about your tattoos, piercings or how you look without a shirt on. Oh yeah...also, if you have no pic in your ad, assume that you will get NO response, regardless of what your reason is...LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS, I CANT GET ANY MORE CLEAR THAN THIS..I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN....I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HAVE BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN....I HAVE NO PROBLEM IF YOU ALREADY HAVE KIDS,I WILL NOT BRING BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN INTO THIS WORLD, THIS IS A DECISION I'VE MADE BY CHOICE AND I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS ISSUE. MY REASON IS SIMPLE..I DONT LIKE THE IDEA OF PREGNANCY, CHILD REARING AND THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF DEVOTION AND CARE THAT GOES INTO RAISING A SANE CHILD (WHICH IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE ANYWAY) DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME IF YOU DO NOT LIVE CLOSE TO ME, OUT OF TOWNERS OR "IM COMING TO YOUR AREA SOON OR I'M MOVING SOON.. WILL GET UNDISPUTABLY IGNORED. Also, don't embarass yourself with cheesey lines or one sentence emails telling me that Im beautiful, they will go unanswered. Excuse me for being alittle "harsh" on here but the last guy that I chatted with on here was an overweight OBESE schizophrenic who went on cam to show me the linked spheres that he makes with different sized pliers. He then went on to say that he just shaved his head because he was too lazy to get a haircut and he sleeps all day. Don't tell me how you've always dated models and strippers or sex workers, no, that won't make me think you're something special..dont tell me what a complete psycho your ex is/was...chances are I'll think you drove her to it. OK, IM TIRED OF "UM, HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN FLORIDA, WHERE ARE YOU ORIGINALLY FROM" AND SOME OF YOU WHO TYPE "ASK ME ANYTHING" THIS ISNT AN INTERVIEW, CONVERSATION SHOULD JUST FLOW, NOT A Q AND A SESSION..YAWWWWNNNNNNNN. Also, most grown women don't like being called "cute", maybe that worked when we were 16 but as adults, please only refer to "cute" for children, puppies and kittens. Also, I don't care if you are "on your way to the gym" or you "like to work out", it doesnt make me impressed with you. Also, don't bother telling me that my profile is too long,blah blah blah..I wrote it for myself, Im not an approval seeker...I amuse myself. So, your complaints bore me to tears and won't change anything.

There is a German restaurant called Ambry in Ft. Lauderdale and I hear it's pretty romantic but casual. Great for a first meeting/date, my friend and I want to go there so if we hit it off and you have a good friend, we can double date. It should be fun...good Bratwurst and German beer. A glass of wine...interesting conversation...not necessarily talking about dating with typical "what do you like to do for fun" type questions. We may go to Bobby Rubino's in Pompano where we can talk about intellectual subjects while picking at dead things with a fork. We talk about what our likes and dislikes are, our opinions...free of judgement. It's about learning about each other as people. As the wine bottle empties into our glasses, we feel a spark, a connection...and conversation is so easy and lighthearted. I see the sexiness in your smile and enjoy your laugh. Isnt that what its all about? I can't even tell you how many people on here are clones of each other, searching for some silly commonality only to put forth their yearnings of "long walk on the beach, sushi, and what dooooh yoooo like to doooo for fun" yawn..Oh and please don't inform me as to how "romantic" you are or how you are a "great kisser", a "nice guy", not like all the "others" and that you enjoy cuddling...STOP THE INSANITY!!!

If you think the FBI is watching you, it probably is. I want to crack a hardboiled egg over your head. It's fun to hang out and eat a hot pretzel at walmart. Do you ever laugh hysterically for no apparent reason? Do you like to sit in the Tatami room at a sushi bar and have dead raw fish fight? Do you ever spin in a swivel chair until you get dizzy? Do you brush your tongue with your toothbrush and automatically vomit? Do you make odd gestures and strange noises for no apparent reason..and don't try to be funny..it has to be natural.

I wish I could be like one of those elderly couples that go to the mall together and try to get samples from Williams and Sonoma or the Harry David store. The woman walks ahead and browses while the husband walks behind her, dilligently. A good man walks with his head downwards and hands crossed behind his back as to show his non-confrontation demeanor. Occasionally the woman crossly yells at him, for no apparent reason. He carries her purse, umbrella and groceries and does so with a smile. Usually they are hunched over, shrunken and in love. It's sweet. Another side note, DO NOT suggest that I meet you for coffee at starbucks, not only does it make you seem cheap but its unoriginal, who wants a hit and run meetup? Be Original...or at least something more fun than beans in hot water. TO CLEAR THINGS UP...IM NOT LOOKING FOR A FLING OR CASUAL DATING, IF CASUAL SEX IS YOUR THING, PLEASE LOOK ELSEWHERE, YOU WON'T FIND IT HERE....THERE ARE WOMEN OUT THERE WHO DONT RESPECT THEMSELVES AND WOULD DO CASUAL SEX, IM NOT ONE OF THOSE WOMEN, YOU WOULD BE COMPLETELY WASTING YOUR TIME/ENERGY.