Looking for a lady to come pillage and burn a village with me. What,
not romantic enough for a first date? What if we put on some swanky
music and do it by candlelight?

When not doing the above mentioned nonsense, I like going
snowboarding, mountain biking, riding my motorcycle, and good music.
Every now and then I'll grab my guitar and some friends and play at a
bar or coffee shop. In the summer, mixing margaritas and
spending the day on the boat is pretty hard to beat.

As for work, I am a kingpin in a major Colombian drug cartel. That
is, I would be, if it weren't for the fact that they don't let gringos
have those jobs. Actually I'm a software engineer. Perhaps not the
sexiest job on the planet (although I think it is) but I like it a lot.
It allows me to travel the world, which I truly love.

Looking for someone with a quick wit. Quick wit what you ask? If
you didn't ask that, congratulations. You get 2 points. Keep
reading:)

I've spent a large part of my life on Long Island. When I was young I
lived in Oslo Norway (Want to learn Norwegian?). Also spent a couple
of years in Santa Barbara while going to grad school.

I'm 6 ft tall and 180 pounds. Tell me something interesting about
yourself and I might even let you know more, ha ha;)

Not really into playing games, unless you know a good one, then I'm
soooo in!

Talk to you soon XOXOXO