Things about me that would make us compatible...I sleep on the right side of the bed, I don't snore, I'm hysterically funny, I smell nice, I almost always wear lip gloss (the no smudge kind so don't worry, it won't come off if we're making out), I don't like shopping as a hobby...it's more of a necessity, I love sports, I like animals, I don't take forever in the bathroom, if I burp I say excuse me, if someone sneezes I say bless you. These are just a few things because the list can go on and on, but I don't want to bore you THAT much. So on to some other stuff...

Some things I've realized about single: Laughing at something funny by yourself isn't as fun. I don't know how to cook for one (ok I do, it's just more fun to cook for someone else, it always tastes better). My phone plan includes 200 text messages a month and I only use about 20. Going to the movies by yourself just isn't fun, period. I have over 1000 minutes on my phone that need to be used (and my mom is getting tired of me calling just to say "what are you doing?") Road trips get boring by yourself. I need a camping partner (well, not really, I just want to go camping).

The tricky part now. I would like to find someone who's cute, and so funny that he can make me pee my pants from laughing so hard and gets my dorky personality (I've been told this could be a task, but I don't think so). I don't care how much you work out (so that picture of you in the bathroom taking a picture of your stomach is retarded), what car you drive or what you eat (unless you're a vegatarian, then we might have some issues, I like steak!) Fun, maybe has a dorky side and understands sarcasm!