I've finally grown tired enough of women moaning about all the horrors they've met on this site that I've gotta purify the waters. I'm selfless like that. You wanna know where all the good men are? I poisoned them with bad advice, like "Women looooooooooove sensitivity... Cry early and often. They HATE manliness." I'm selfish like that. >=)

Really, I signed up here on a whim. I'm fairly new to and skeptical of this online dating thing, but try as I might, I can't convince myself there's a big difference between meeting here and in the flesh. That said, if something works out, we're telling people we met when I rescued you from a pride of hungry lions.

It's impossible to explain who I am in this text box, but let's scratch the surface:

I'm a renaissance man, a warrior-poet, a gentleman. I'm blessed with dynamite DNA. I like sports, playful banter, intelligent discourse, and all of that other nonsense I listed under "Interests" and then some. I run faster, talk smoother, play harder, and spit more accurately than the last guy whose profile you looked at. I can do it all, so bring it on. What part of "I'm a renaissance man" was cryptic?

Also, importantly, I'm very humble. >=)

I'm looking to meet a smart, funny, caring, charming, creative, compassionate, adaptable, sarcastic, independent, honest, confident, easy going, and down to earth (albeit with occasional flights of fantastical fancy) woman with the courage of her convictions. If you're all those things, giddyup. If you're missing one, well, I dunno... Convince me you can make up for it in other ways. If you're missing two, let's save us both the annoyance. A pretty face never hurt anyone (turning me to stone is a quick way to end things). No man-hating baggage or sexual repression. No rabbit stew. No hairy chests.

Oh, and what's with all the cancer ribbons on here? Does that actually accomplish anything? Do you think cancer is a big secret? May as well have:

................please
.......\/.......put
.......|........this
.......|........in
......( \.......your
.......\ \......profile
......./ /......if
.......\ \......you
......./ /......know
.......\ \......snakes
......./ /......that
.......//.......died
......./........on
.................planes

And inspire a smile instead of sadness.

Sssssssssssssssssss!

PS - If we end up talking on MSN, don't worry, I'm not gonna whip out my junk. That should go without saying, but apparently it's a raging epidemic around here, so... Yeah. To any guys reading this, I appreciate your ineptitude. Keep up the good work. >=)