Intuitive night owl with a crooked sense of humor and a great spicy chili recipe... Seeks an honest TALL mature minded guy with a notable sense of humor, morals, & RESPECT who can appreciate my wild side. I'm very affectionate with the right person and loyal to those close to me. I've been called a rebel, and I refuse to live 'inside the box'... I think humor will save a bad situation... I HATE spiders, will you kill them humanely for me?

Kids are great~ although I don't have any, I don't mind if you do and respect that they probably already have a mom... I won't argue politics or religion, yes I have an opinion, but I don't make a point of pushing it upon others. I'm one of the few woman on earth that doesn't drive "like a woman" LOL. I'm drawn to people who don't take themselves too seriously, as those who do tend to be offended by my sense of humor, though I do realize there's a time and place to goof around. I am not into the stereotypical rough looking 64 year old 'biker guy', but I've been on the back of a Harley before and YES they are fun. So if you have one, and you're tall AND cute, and no one fills your bit@# seat, then let me grab my helmet. :P

...I AM SEVERELY ADDICTED SUSHI! Sadly, my addiction might be to any random guy's benefit, as sushi is my preferred date. If we meet for sushi I'll gladly go dutch, but I might bring my SHOTGUN! If you are seeking a quick fling, please look elsewhere. :P

HOBBIES:
~Training attack dogs to castrate undesirables... (It's a joke, guys!)
~Running over stop signs very slowly and adding them to my collection.
~Mooning the grocery store camera....
~Driving the autobahn naked, at 150, in a stolen souped up BMW...
~Shooting random photos, laughing uncontrollably at nonsensical things, driving late at night when I can own the road, soaking in my jacuzzi with a glass of shiraz or cooking my famous pork roast or spicy chili...
Trying to meet good quality open-minded people who have a life and like to get out and do fun things...

Please, if you have 200 tattoos and just got out of jail, you are married, or you have a drug problem, kindly pass me by.

As I said above, I would probably meet the devil if he wanted to have SUSHI with me, but I am game for an iced latte, or a dive bar for a drink. I play it safe on a date, I never bring unknown cavemen to my dwelling, nor will I 'come over', this is a booty call and I'll just pass on that noise...