> Texting while driving is for losers. Don't be a loser!

Which would you choose?
1) Meet Out for date.
2) Come over and hang out.
3) Meet out for a date, and then come over and hang out.

I love my dog so much that I let her lick me with her stinky dog breath. I want to find a girl that I feel the same about.

You have so many choices. Read on to see why you won't go wrong accepting a date with me.

I'm not just a toy, and I need more than just your nice infrastructure to turn me on....in most cases. LOL

Three to five dates gets me off this site.

About You:
- Down-to-earth (Dive bar? Okay!)
- Easy going (10 min late? That’s okay)
- Humorous (LOL, ha ha, stop or I’ll pee!)
- Wild at times (I dare you to drink that!)
- Sexually uninhibited (let’s pull over, here!)

- Responsible
- Honest
- Empathetic
- Communicative
- Selfless
- Kind

Family
Don't always pick a mate with your emotions. Be smart and wise. Realize you marry your mate's family, too. You'll want one that's functional, doesn't gossip, has no drama, and is fun. Mine is all the above.

Prideful, arrogant, and inconsiderate types are a shame.

Protocol:
I've been a bad boy. From now on I will not treat you as disposable, an easy practice with an inherently impersonal nature of online dating (e.g. I've been thinking, how many people do you "flick off" in the grocery store line vs. the highway, probably none.)

Prior and post date, every email, wink, text, and call gets a response within 24 hours, even if we aren’t a match. You have value and so do I.

Women have two eyes so they can watch their kids better. Men have two eyes because women have two boobs.

The internet and daily life affords us many choices. Let me make it easier on you to decide. Below are your three choices:
1) date someone else.
2) date me, but decide to be just friends.
3) date me, have a wonderful time with laughs and great conversation, and decide to date me again.
Which would you prefer?

I'm thinking of something fun. I'll fill you in when the time is right ;)