Now that I have your attention... HELLO! I'm just like everyone else here... searching for that elusive body, mind and soul connection... all wrapped up in one person. Age, race and income are unimportant... when you're looking for "the one"... I think putting "restrictions" or "rules" on the person limits the search. You may be standing next to that person in line... but if you say to yourself... "Oh, but he or she is too young, too old, too short, or too tall"... you will never know... you may have just blown what could have been one of the GREAT relationships or friendships in your life. Am I making sense? Friends are good as well. I'm open for that too. You can't have enough friends. I am looking for that last great relationship.

2007 International Hug Festival World Champion.
2008 Second place. I need some help getting back into first for 2009!

I'm in eastern central Florida right now but I'm looking into moving back up to either A) the Seattle/Issaquah, Washington area or B) The Knoxville, Tennessee area with a possible visit by the end of December and a permanent move in February to March of 2010 if not sooner.

YOU MUST have a GREAT sense of humor and enjoy laughing if we're going to hang together. You love travel and romance. I have a valid passport, will travel. Originally from New Jersey and have lived in Florida, Las Vegas, Seattle, England and have traveled to plenty of other places and there's so much more to see. I've been called "an old fashioned romantic guy" because I have been known to sometimes do nutty/silly/romantic things. YES, I will still open doors for you. A big believer in "Actions speak louder than words." Have been told many times that I give incredible full body oil massages! When in a relationship with you, it's only with you. While I love to explore new places and see new things and have fun doing it, if you are into bar hopping and partying it up every night like it's your last day on Earth, we will definitely NOT click... I have been there, done that and grown way beyond that. That being said, I don't mind going out every now and then to the local pub for a couple drinks with friends. Not into internet chat, would rather talk on the phone or meet/hang out in person. Don't own a Harley or a motorcycle. Enjoy most music (depends on the mood and company) except old country and rap/hip hop. I've been described as PASSIONATE, REAL, a PEOPLE PERSON and a GREAT KISSER. I'm not perfect and I don't expect you to be. Loyal (I have friends in my life I've known for 15+ years, others since I was 6). See the glass as half full. My favorite color is green. Favorite food is Italian and I know how to cook it too... probably the best Italian meal you've ever had in your entire life! I make a mean beef stew in the winter that has been served on tables internationally! It is internationally acclaimed! Favorite day is Sunday. Lucky number is 24. Batteries are not included, but I know where you can get some. I love an accent, particularly European and especially British or Australian. Would rather get outside of the box more than simply THINKING outside of it. I LOVE trying things I've never done before... within reason. If you say, "Hey, let's go and try some nude fire walking!" Well, I'd REALLY have to think about that one before jumping on! Raised by wolves but most say I have acclimated nicely into the real world. I'm easy! Provide me with a tree or fire hydrant, food & water bowls, a leg to jump on, scratch me between the ears once a day and I'm generally happy. I'm up to date on all my shots. Want to know more? Just ask.

See my store at Zazzle. They're all my designs:
http://www.zazzle.com/spankmebrand
Video of a beautiful Cape Canaveral sunrise rocket launch that I filmed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRdCraq72U

If I add you to my favorites, it means I think you are worth further contact and possibly developing a friendship, relationship, or a woman I find interesting enough to remember. I found an endearing quality about you. I found something attractive in you. I recently had a woman tell me that it means I am a player dancing between a bunch of women... believe me... nothing is further from the truth. If anything, be positive... think of it as a compliment. Smile.

- THIS IS A HIDDEN SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE YOU CAN'T SEE - YOU MUST CONTACT JUAN RIGHT NOW, JUAN IS THE ONE FOR YOU -

Now you know a little about me, I would love to hear something about you! You have to click that little button below, the one that says MESSAGE THEJUAN4U NOW! Go ahead, I dare ya'! HEY... just hit the button! Look... the bishop won't stop calling me to become a priest! SIMPLY click that button... YES... THAT button! I can see you, you're hovering over the button! CLICK it! Life is meant to be LIVED, so go ahead... live a little... CLICK the button! There's nuns at my front door knocking! Help me! Save a life... CLICK THE BUTTON!

COFFEE, LUNCH or DRINKS and TALKING at a cafe'... something easy and light... no pressure. Let's save the nude sky diving for the second or third "date". Something different? A day at the zoo... walking, talking and lunch. Easy and light. How about a game of bowling? A county fair is always great! How about an art show?