Hi. I'm the strong, quiet type. very spontainious. I'm a captain in the merchiant marines and sail out for 2 weeks a month. but i also have 2 weeks off each month so i'm free to travel, vacation. getting my attention's easy. holding on to it's what you have to do.
favorite quote..
when i was a child i was a dreamer. i would read comic books and i'd dream i'd be the hero in the comic books. i'd watch movies and i'd dream i'd be the hero in the movie. now every dream i ever dreamed has come true, a thousand times over. i learned very early in life, that without a dream, a man aint got a freind. without a dream, the day would never end. without a dream, the road would never bend, without are dreams. so...., i keep live'n the dream.
elvis,1972.

Not to bad. only caught 34 of ya's in a lie so far.Wait!, 35. ex that. 36! geeeez ladys! 37! and counting!
DONOT CONTACT ME IF......
you are going to babble on and dont know what the hell your talking about!
you are a transvestite!( you people aint even human! some sort of unit!)
you are seeing a shrink!
you are seeing a therapist!(sorry, it's the same as above!)
you want me to pay your bills
you wear bloomers!
your 280 pounds and saying your body type is athletic or average
you have 14 kids each comeing with its own farther
you have 3 kids all over 18, and your 29!
you have 3 kids, one of each. (gotta think about that one myself)
you have drinking issues
you have drug issues
you have a husband that wont sleep with you
you have 6 dogs that do sleep with you
you have a husband, boyfreind still hanging around
you are going to insist he's just your gay freind!
you are gonna think we're engaged after just a few e-mails!(that seems to happen alot on here)
you are flashing some sort of gang sign in your pic.(punky)
you spell the word boys with a Z, and start every sentence with yo,yo,yo!
your gonna call me dude. do i look like i just got off the ranch!
you can hold a marlborough firmly between your lips without loose'n an ash while you tell a state trooper to kiss your big fat @ss!
you ever even mentioned the name loraina bobbitt! (she should have a boob cut off and used for a gym bag!)
you drive a volkswagon beatle.(damn yuppies, i cant stand them!)
you have the last name bundy, manson, or hitler!
you are gonna walk like an egyptian when the bangles come on the radio! women! what were you thinking! imbarrasing!
your gonna tell me my espresso pot's "a cute lil coffee maker". anti italian!
you are gonna forget about haveing sex 6 months into our relationship, unless its with a freind of mine!
you are taking phsyciatric meds, have mood swings, are bipolar, or sometimes forget where you live!
you are an ex con! an excaped con! or just trying to con!
you are a 71 year old woman and want me to lube your stretch marks!
you are a hairy greek girl and can grow a better beard then my cousin Luigi!
you have spent a night in front of a parking meter trying to weigh yourself!
you ever beat up a boyfreind!
you look like a brute and can beat me in arm wrestleing!
you have mesurments,38,24,36. neck wrist and ankles!
you lost 230 pounds. and found out you did'nt have a pretty face after all!
you won't wear a bra, and have a habit of letting your boobs rest in your dinner plate!
you are one of those s&m girls that wanna whip me on da butt with a car antenna!
you are goin to insist your nose is on strike. and thats why you pickit!
you have an i.q. of a damp mop!
you spent over 7 years with your last boyfreind and insist hes the biggest jerk that ever lived.(please read above line again!)
you received a compliment saying hey, nice tooth!
you can floss your teeth with a clothes line!
you think a dumbwaiter is a stupid person that serves you!
you are going to paint my walls purple!(yes, it happend!)
your gonna call me at 3:30 a.m. and ask me what i'm doing!
you think barney rubble's a fantastic actor!
you want to come with me when i tell you i'm going out to tie one on, because you love chineese food!!
you sit around for hours wondering why we drive on the parkway and park in a driveway!
you are going to use the excuse, "i got hit in the head alot as a child!"
you are going to lie, cheat, and refuse to shave your legs!
you refuse to clip your toe nails and paint them with a roller!
you ever used the phrase,"stand still, i cant hit a moveing target!"
you want to go to kareoke and have me sing shania twain. No! i dont feel like a woman!
you tried commiting suiside by jumping out the cellar window!
you thought it would be nice to take a nap, with your head in the oven!
you are going to make a doll of me and stick pins in it!
you think the best way to get rid of a hang over is to put an icecube in every hole in your body!
you had your child running around in circles. and when he complaind your reply was"SHUT UP OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR!"
you went to a square dance and when they yell'd HO DOWN!, you layed on the floor!
your gonna make me a grilled cheese sandwich and leave the wrapper on!
you are gonna super glue certain parts of my body together while i'm sleeping!
your going to put nair in my shampoo bottle when your upset with me!
jeez, the things i've been though!
theres alot more, but i dont wanna seem too picky.
AND DONT IM ME IF YOUR NOT SHOWING A PIC!!!! no snap shot no talk alot! and hide'n behind sun glass's or a puppy don't count! and dont contact me if your posting a pic with some guy hanging all over you! tasteless!!! and if i catch you in a lie, thats it!! shut off! and just so you know,useing feathers is kinky, useing the whole chicken is down right perverted!! i will not contact you if you are on 10,347 favorites. either you been around to long, you been around to much, or your to lazy to remove them! and please, no biker, tattoo infested, 27 peircings in the face, devil worshiping, knife carrying tuff bar room girls!
if this list offends you, then you must be on it. please follow the instuctions, DONOT CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Depends on what kind of lady i'm with. but i love grilled pizza and merlot.