For some strange reason, I cannot get my profile to show my correct age. Believe me, I've tried! So, first and foremost, I am REALLY 50 YEARS OLD. Nothing like making a woman older than she really is to mess with her psyche!!

NOW - For your safety, let me start by saying I'm not a stalker, I'm not a registered sex offender, I'm not a convicted felon, I've had my rabies shots, and I've never been on the back of a milk carton (to the best of my knowledge). Now that you can feel that you would be safe with me, let me tell you more and snare you in my web of fun!

I've been told I look younger than I really am and I take that to be the gospel truth - can you say AMEN? I've also been told that I'm prettier than the picture in my profile, which was a great compliment coming from a blind man! I think I have a good sense of humor and I hope you have determined that too from what you have read so far. I'm hoping to meet someone who can make me laugh too. You absolutely MUST have a good sense of humor and/or a quick wit or it won't work with me.

I enjoy being treated like a lady, but I don't have to be a princess. I consider myself a "girly girl," and love to wear dresses and high heels, but I'm just as comfortable in jeans and tennis shoes. I love kids, but think I'm probably past my prime for having any of my own. I love animals, especially cats and dogs. I like dancing and all kinds of music, although I'm not too much of a country music fan. I love watching the NFL on a Sunday (another Rams season is ready to disappoint me, but luckily I'm a MN Vikings fan), snuggling up on the couch to watch a good movie, going to a good burger joint, being treated to a really nice seafood dinner, reality TV, and a good walk just about anywhere.

I'm looking for someone fun-loving, intelligent, relatively attractive, and someone who's hopefully not too short. Since I'm so tall, I would prefer to meet someone who is at least 5'8" tall since I love to wear high heels. I want to be open to all kinds of men, but there has to be some kind of mutual attraction. I'm looking for someone between 35 and 60, but if you're really young I've always wanted to be a cougar! MEOW! I would like to meet men who respect women and like to treat them like a lady. Let's e-mail, then talk and maybe meet for a bite to eat or a good latte.
Note: Dullards need not apply!

For a first date, since it's blind, I prefer to meet somewhere for a quick bite to eat or a coffee house for a good latte (or whatever kind of java you prefer). I want to have the option to leave if the "vibe" isn't there - or somewhere to hang for a couple hours if the "vibe" is there!