Lets make this simple, since this thing is not giving me what I want:

I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, IF:
You lie to yourself and others.
Have no self respect for yourself.
Stay Inside your house on your freetime.
Cant get a date, outside a dating website. If this is you, Let me put it simple: "I NO WANT YOU."
Have no goals on life or the future, or are unmotivated.
I dont have an education requirement, but if people tell you, you are rude, are a jerk, or are a douchebag, again I NO WANT.

Now these things I dont want, are pretty straight forward, I am not expecting anything from here, what I already dont have.

If you want to know more about me ask.

Date? Maybe if I am lucky enough, then I would often like to make plans, unless the potential date is offended by that, then we could compromise.
And Well if you don't faint after you meet me.
We could go bowling?? Pool?? Maybe even blow some soap and water bubbles and then eat them? If you behave well enough, you might get a pretzel.And then if you are still behaving there will be more food, I think food is good, So I can tell your manners.

Other than that, I was told someday I would make someone very happy. This could be you or maybe not because I am still searching for that someone who I will make happy.