Well, outwardly i am a comedian, i like to laugh, and make others laugh, and apparently like to create a profile on a webiste that compares relationships to being caught by a sharp metal hook through the jaw. On the flip i actually am serious, i like to write poetry, discuss current events, and in general the way humanity is and I'm a closet dork, and acting retarded is my specialty.

I would like someday to be a published writer, I dont need to be famous, but i like the idea of somebody reading something i have written and being touched.

In a person, i want a mental match, somebody that can discuss something profound one moment and the next act silly without missing a beat. I look for honesty even if it hurts, i look for compassion, and somebody who is real. I'd rather have real with flaws, then perfect and fake. if your interested there is a cool button you can click on at the bottom of the screen to say hello

Well there is always the basic dinner and a movie, but i'd much rather play some miniture golf- with lunch, maybe the wild animal park and dinner.... Or my favorite. Wearing only clown shoes and a red nose- run down a busy street singing 'we are the champions'