I spent the majority of my life in Belgium and recently relocated here to Florida. I hate talking about myself so this will be short. I'm tall, above average in most areas and very playful. Im very direct. I think life is to short to waste time beating round the bush.

I speak Dutch, French and English. Yes, i have an accent.

Not sure why my profile lists me as 29. I am actually 27

My favorite drink IS indeed the Pina Colada (bite me)

When I work out, I sometimes wear my underwear on the outside of my gym clothes and
my towel as a cape because it makes me feel a little stronger.

Turn ons:

Intelligence
Full lips and thick hips
Biting my bottom lip while im kissing you
Girls who like to dress up
Good Dancer
Curvy Latinas
Nerdiness
Great kisser
The girl next door look
A PHAT Booty

Turn Offs:

smokers
Drug users
Bad kissers
Stripper types
Larpers
Dog haters
If you have "live life to its fullest" anywhere on your profile.
If your profile has the words "My kids are my world" followed by a photo of you posing half naked in sexual positions on your kid's bed as they play in the background.