The Iron Chef of Tantric Feng Shui was born in Germany and grew up in Toronto . Enjoy doing intimate dinners, the Bar-B-Q thing with friends, patio entertaining, acting as tour guide and Bad Santa .

In my world dessert comes first !

This is the crossroad where the filaments connect with the writer and the reader....I did free myself in a total fashion, I no longer worry , allowing events to happen and not afraid of being judged.......... unless I mess up cooking.....

My mantra.....

We are the willing
led by the unknowing
doing the impossible
for the ungrateful
We have now done so much
for so long - for so many
with so little
We can now do anything
with nothing.

More...?

I am an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, covered in cream cheese in a search for a special companion since returning from California,
due to a hot tub addiction...
My knuckles don't drag on the ground when I walk...Still fit in regular airplane seating due to multiple insertions.........

Wearing size 10 sandals and if you went into my pants you would find :
chap stick, TV remote , digital camera , GPS, hammock and a large veiny bent-in-the-middle knockwurst .

Outdoorsy with a passion for photography and sloth. Inactivity is also a form of action.
Paddled down the Grand Canyon, went down in a mine in Timmins and broke the sound barrier in Alberta...screaming like a girlie man.

I open pickle jars, unplug toilets , change light bulbs, kill spiders and I don't need batteries....
Spend time walking on a beach , in my comfortable skin with no baggage , well rounded and grounded like a gopher dragging a gourmet sandwich to the opera...
I love animals and brake for squirrels.

I am that orphan coffee bean..anti-oxidant to your bovine cravings.........
Ex- Military Pilot, Air Traffic Controller and am employed performing security audits for the Canadian Military.


I pack my own chute and I'm no moocher.....just a sap for a skirt..... with the attention span of a lightning bolt...

Handsome fades, but dumb is forever.
I am a single father ,....this is my daughter's last year at university....Praise Jesus
I have closed more accounts here on POF than the Royal Bank....
I am the shiver in your arched spine.....

Fundamentally I have an optimistic and eternally hopeful outlook on life and work hard to keep on an even keel.
I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and pick my pockets...

I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I tried a tattoo....it worked!

WORRY looks around, SORRY looks back, FAITH looks up..REVENUE CANADA audits

This site is a grotesquery to all our sensibilities.....
Auf einer leeren Diskette kannst du lange und vergeblich suchen. - Murphy's Computer Law

...does anyone read this ? Hello ? Hello ?

Viewer Discretion Is Advised...A Designated Driver Also...

Dear Lady, My arrival at your door will begin with a welcoming hug followed by an embrace that will last as long as you wish !
I will bring a wine, flowers and the both of us will toast our good fortune that we found each other !

You will have 100% attention given to those parts of your body that becomes
hard or wet ....while looking into your good eye.....
depending on the yonic teasing that will go on until you
scream with anticipation for the final , the dessert , and of that , gentle lady, I will let you imagine events !

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