Most people seem to start these things telling oh so interesting things about themselves, then moving on to what kind of person they are looking for. I’m going to do it backwards. Not to sound negative - I figure if you’re not what I’m looking for, why waste your time? Everyone’s very busy these days, so let’s save you a couple minutes, eh?

What am I looking for? First and foremost: a friend. Why are all these girls on these sites saying they are looking for marriage? Geez, there will be so much pressure and expectations to live up to. So no, let us start at step one: I’m looking for a friend.

Now for the fun part: qualities (or could we just call them adjectives?).

You need to be someone adventurous. Now I don’t mean you go out every weekend and ride the white pony – that is just dumb. However, you can’t be a sissy! You have to have the need to try new things, whether it’s new music or a new rollercoaster at Cedar Point™.

You have to be spontaneous. The same old thing is just so drab and boring. Randomness is exciting and planning stuff is for squares! Last minute road trips to wherever rock.

I’d like you to be strong. I mean come on, if you can’t bench 350 pounds, what good are you? No, that’s not right. You have to be able to stand up for yourself. Don’t let people step all over you. Yeah, that’s it!

You would have to be up for a challenge. I can be a (smart)ass some(most) of the time, so deal with it.

Sarcasm. If you don’t have any wit in you, you’re not going to be able to keep up, and that would be a major let down. If you do, then I think this could be a beautiful friendship. Having a sharp tongue usually takes some quick thinking.

Intelligence. Yeah, the latest escapades of Paris Hilton are vital to the state of the nation. Hopefully you’d have something more interesting to converse about. Like Lindsay Lohan was drinking regular Pepsi. Like oh my God, all those calories.

I’d need to you to have class, or not being downright rude to friends and strangers. I won’t tolerate that kind of behavior at all. Trust me, I can tell the difference between sarcasm and rudeness. There is a very fine line that I like to dance (its tap to be specific) on.

I’d like you to be optimistic. Now, I don’t mean you have to fart rainbows and sunshine (yeah, a metaphor turned into third grade humor, but you know what I mean), but I don’t like people who whine about everything either.

Which finally leads to ask: What are you doing and where are you going? I need you to have you know, a goal. I don’t care if your goal is to be head cashier at Kroger, as long as you have one, although I hope you have higher aspirations then that, but if that’s what you want, go for it.

So you’re still reading it seems. Guess what, you passed! Maybe. You could be lying about some of them. Maybe I’ll have to find out to make sure, but you're probably not even funny or interesting, so maybe not.

I'm don’t really like to talk about myself, because it’s kind of a weird, third person thing, but I’ll try anyways. I'm intelligent, confident, funny, honest, elusive and sarcastic.

I like all sorts of different music, from rock to house. Some recent artists I’ve been listening to are the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse and Late Night Alumni, but I’ve mostly been listening to indie stuff.

As I said above, I enjoy randomness/change/spontaneity: the same old thing is boring. Schedule and structure is needed sometimes, but I wouldn’t want to plan out a month in advanced. It just takes the surprise out of everything.

My family? They are totally crazy, but I love ‘em anyways.

You should message me if a few of the following apply. (yeah, it's like a test in school.)
- dorky
- nerdy
- geeky
- funny
- a bit off center
- tall. or if you're short, you have some stilts.

"She's walking up to him so slowly
It's about time, it's about time to fly away, but wait
This one is different cause she's lonely
Fold your wings, you'll need them more one day"