If I look familiar, maybe it's because you've seen me before? Like you, I'm a micro-celebrity, who has been seen by hundreds or even thousands of people from Regina. I'm also sometimes known as "that guy from the Internet", usually in an affectionate way.

My primary hobby is acquiring new hobbies before the old hobbies get worn out. Thus I know a little bit about nearly everything. And if I know nothing, I can make an educated guess, or just look it up on Google or Wikipedia.

I'm following the suggested guide of how to describe myself, but to show that I'm flexible, I'm putting number 4. where 2. should be. Mind blowing, eh! Anyway, I listen to all sorts of music, and have a high enjoyment factor from most country music, and a low tolerance level for instrument-only, random scat jazz.

I'm unique because I just realized that my grade 3 English classes greatly influenced how I'm writing this profile, since I learned to subconsciously include the question in the answer.

And finally 2. in place of question 4., I have goals and aspirations, and they're best left for a first conversation.

And to further break out from the box Plenty o'Fish put me into, I enjoy spending time with animals, children, cars, computers, women, TV, men, plants, stars, and not necessarily in that order.

It's essential to meet in person on a first date, ideally without the assistance of computers or cell phones to distract us. Somehow people managed to meet and interact before the computer age, and I'm determined to rediscover how at some point. Clearly it's possible, but sadly this knowledge has been lost. If you'd like to be a pioneer in this field of research, I await your response. Email for my mailing address? Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Or we could just talk on the phone and never meet, that sounds like fun, eh?

Assuming we did meet, we could go skinny dipping in Wascana Lake, throw eggs at City Hall, tear labels off of new pillows in stores, or duplicate the entire collection of Neil Diamond and resell it at a profit. Or we could just do something legal, and normal for a first date, I'm fairly open minded if it doesn't unnaturally intoxicate me, or wind up putting me in jail. (And I'm a bit more silly when describing myself on the Internet, than I actually am in real life).