Hey there. I haven't been having much luck with this, but you never know, so here goes nothing.

In a nutshell, the best way to describe me is quirky, funny and a realist, which is a politically correct way of saying I have a weird sense of humour and I don't put up with bullshit. When you meet me at first, I either a) turn a fantastic shade of pink because I'm shy or b) babble. However, I am endearing once you get to know me, and will keep you on your toes. I often come off as sarcastic, because it's just the way I am. I'm intelligent, so you better be able to hold up your end of a conversation, and for the love of God, you better like being hugged. I am very affectionate, so hugging and cuddling are very much my thing. Remember, there's a fine line between being affectionate and trying to get in someone's pants.

Anyways, I'm in nursing at the university and I do make inappropriate jokes about bodily fluids because it's funny. I am a crazy reader and love discussing books. I adore animals and have a dog. I like some sports, hockey and football, but suck at playing them.

As for music, I listen to country, R&B, rock, alternative, 80's classics, and sometimes classical. I tend to sing along to whatever's on the radio. I am not going to be an elitist music snob and turn you away because you listen to something else. Not only is that rude, it's flipping annoying when people do it to me.

I'm genuinely a nice person, although it's hard to be objective when you're trying to sell yourself here. If you make the effort to get to know me, we could have a lot of fun. I won't put up with: drugs, alcohol abuse, smoking, racists, and homophobes.

So, that being said, ask me what else I like. Send me a message. My bark is worse than my bite, I promise. ;)

Dinner and a movie can be fun, or we can do something like coffee, then hanging out in the park or walking downtown. Or mini golf, bowling, or laser tag. However, my enthusiasm for stuff like that far surpasses my skills, and so your shins may be at risk.