Hi! Jim here.
Sure is a tough crowd out there in phish land. So lets put an end to this online stuff already.

We all know that physical attraction comes first and its all in the eye of the beholder. Now that you got past the picture which 99% of people base their judgement of chemistry on, lets move on to round 2, personality.

I have read to many profiles on here where the desire is funny, adventurous, gentleman, caring, outgoing, loving and the list goes on. Ok, so lets see some examples of these:

Funny - Just look at my wingman!
Adventurous - I get up for work everyday, isnt that adventurous?
Gentleman - Always open door whether building or car.
Caring - Always there when you need me.
Outgoing - Volunteer on rescue squad for 29 years
Loving - completely devoted unconditionally.
Trust - give me a reason not to.
Health - Allergic to rejection
Extra perks - good cook and baker plus very mechanically inclined (no need to call a professional)

As for the pic of the chimp, that is my wingman. If you dont like me, maybe I can set something up with him.

Interesting Online Observations:
1. The definition "average" - Webster needs to spend some time online.
2. There sure are alot of people who like motorcycles and camping.
3. People who have more than 50 on their favorite list - how do you keep track?
4. Profiles - get some originality already - Best line ever "my friends say I am attractive", do you think they will say your ugly and still be your friend?
5. Second favorite line - "picture is couple years old but I still look the same" - mmmmmm OK!

One last thing - about favorites. For me, adding you to a favorite is my way of showing interest with the hopes you will acknowledge in some way.

For a first date I would pop a few Tums. Then it would be something simple yet nice to get over the initial shock of actually meeting. Then a couple of more tums. And then hope all goes well for a second date and no tums.