I could spend some time here writing all sorts of things full of allure and desire, however, in a world gone mad-the realist is the only fool. So call me a fool for letting you know that the only real way to know anything about me is to ask. --wasn;t it the green M&M's that caused cancer? Better pics to post soon, recently moved and have to find the cam among the many things.

Apparently no one's that curious. Ladies, is it because I don't have a pic of me with me shirt off? Okay, I'm a dork.. I like to read, mostly non-fiction!! I write as well, fictional childrens lit, and both for adults. I also write poems and songs and would be a rock star except for the sole fact that I sing like a monkey with a.....you can finish my metaphor anyway you like and I still can't sing. I went from NYC to ATL and now after five years in rural Michigan, I would love to live in a Cabin in the absolute middle of nowhere. I miss chopping firewood on October days but not as much as I miss relaxing by the fire on a snowy night. I like dumb jokes, ex: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Well if I told you now you wouldn't keep reading would you? I also like quotes. Ah, hell, a Mexican with a rubber toe is called "roberto." Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" TBC...

First dates should be a general meeting. It's hard enough going on a 1st with someone you've met, nevermind some strange potential mental patient you may have met out here in the infinite world of electricity and data. Sadly, but, truthfully almost like a first job interview. Drives in the country are nice...EXCEPT when you have to spend 6 hours under the control of another at 90 mph fearing death as the only fast way out.( For clarity I wasn't the one driving, and yes it was the obvious result of a first date set at 1 am in a bar while having far surpassed the zero to horny mark by 10-- thank God I am not 21 anymore!!)

Female
Age between 21 and 35
Must not do drugs