Do you have 'man of my dreams' potential? Please attach a cover letter with your intentions, a resume with references, which I will review with my father, your CV, IQ tests, SAT scores, LSATs and MCATs if you have them, transcripts, any recent publications, awards/scholarships you have been awarded, and your recent body composition results (please include all measurements, including height of your calf muscle from your ankle, because I find high calf muscles sexy). From this, I will be able to immediately decipher if you have man of my dreams qualities. Please put all information in a sealed envelope, signed on the seal.

I WILL judge your grammar. I suggest your application be proofread. This means all commas must be accurately placed. Bonus marks for proper semi colon use, which I find to be a big turn on.

It should also be mentioned that unlike 95% of the men on here, who claim to be 'laid back,' 'easy going,' or 'down to earth,' I am a high strung girl who will require at least four hours of your time everyday.

I expect dinner, flowers, and lavish gifts periodically throughout the day. Also, a text message should be sent on the hour informing me of your whereabouts. This will ensure I am privy to your every move.

In case you are interested to know what's in store for you, here are 5 random facts about myself:

1. I can eat an entire ring of brie cheese in one sitting, which I have done at multiple wine and cheese parties.

2. I keep a jar of peanut butter on my bedside table in case I get hungry in the middle of the night

3. Don't worry, I workout about ten times a week to compensate for my lavish cheese and peanut butter intake

4. I WILL beat you at an ab war

5. I am a C cup, but I wear a B to increase the cleavage



(Being serious for a second - I used to say that I'd like to end up with someone who is into sports but that he doesn't have to be as crazy about them as I am. But the older I get, the more I realize that my competitive athletic experiences have shaped who I am, and will continue to shape who I am. This doesn't mean they need to still be actively competing in a sport, but essentially it means that I want a REAL athlete. You know who you are).

Finally, I enjoy being made fun of. It's endearing. So by all means, make fun of me (in a playful way). I'll eat it up!

It says this section is optional. I feel that, when it comes to fruit salad, bananas should be optional.