You know when you look up at the sky at night, and you see that one little star that always twinkles up there? Well, that's the north star. What did you think I'd say? That was me? Oh no, I'm on planet right next to Uranus.
OK, enough of this...I'm not from space people......and plus I probably lost half of ya after that joke......so calm down. Just trying to be different. And yes, only I would stage a pic of me sitting on the toilet. Can't be that serious now. I'm the type that dosen't care what people think of me. I'm still gonna do me.
A little about me. I'm flat out crazy nut, but in a good way. Too many people tell me I need to be on TV. My type of humor is Dane Cook crossed with Tom Green. I'm all about laughter and making others laugh. I do know when to be serious. There is a time and place to act like a jackass, and that place is called work.
If you have to "label" me with a group, than place me with the free-spirited ones. Two passions about me: animals and music. I have a wide range of interests and activities that I enjoy doing or would like to try. Like kayaking. Never been but would love to go. I have to say though, I'm more up for doing something artsy instead of sporty. I don't have an attention span for watching sports.....boring. You'll find me with the Travel Channel on before ESPN.
What attracts me.....humor and wit....I like someone who can match wits. I'm more picky about a person's personality than looks. A person can sit there and look hot, but then turn ugly when they open their mouth. But I do like a nice set of.........eyes. I think eyes can tell you about a person.
So looky looky here, if you take everything way too serious.....than move along, there nothing to see here. You need to be able to joke and laugh alot with me. If your bored one day and come across this profile....give me try. I know you will like me. Or at least pretend you do.
First Date
Well, I'm only allowed to hang out till the street lights come on......crazy moms. I just want to point out that I am looking for a long term relationship. But I want us to start out as friends first. I can't date someone without knowing them first.
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