DIFFERENT GRAND FUNNY CLASSY DOWN TO EARTH DEPENDABLE HONORABLE SWEET SPORTSTER – With Attitude
Milage: 48yrs
Location: Cleveland, OH
Title: Clear, Unfettered, and Divorced
Condition: Exceptional Clean Condition (Some normal wear, no major mechanical or cosmetic problems.)
Body Type: Muscular – You know, abs and tri’s and bi’s and stuff
Engine: Warm Hearted
Exterior Color: Caucasian
Interior Color: Yuck!............(Too funny!)
Fuel Type: Runs on Fine Dining or Casual Food

Standard Features:
Confident but not arrogant, secure, honest, articulate, moral, a kid at heart, passionate, compassionate, kind, sensitive, loyal, intelligent, spontaneous, multi-dimensional, dependable, intelligent and witty (Well, I think so....I crack myself up).

Special Features:
Special "Travel" Packages Available, High Quality Tuxedo Package, Stability Control, Cuddle Control, Automatic Climate Adjustment, . Laughs alot. No, really, ALOT.

LADIES: YOU WON'T FIND A MODEL THIS FINE ANYWHERE ELSE! A Real gentleman.

MEN: Ewwww! Go away. ;)

Terms and Conditions:
Do NOT assume anything! I try to advertise as accurately as possible. If you have questions or concerns please contact for information. Please Note: Not a motorhead nor gym rat. I like to have fun and look good doing it; but give me one reason to change?

Ownership Requirements:
Future owner must be slim, slender, fit, or appropriately proportional average. I'm not looking for perfection, but this IS a high quality sportster with limited "trunk" space and doesn't seat "extra pounds or plump" comfortably. I only date girls with pretty faces and who have cute feet for my pedals. Driver needs to know when to go fast, and when to take it easy.

RACING: Other sports only require one ball.
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Here's a little poem about my life:

I am a man, and I stand tall,
I work very hard, and try not to fall.

I live on my own, just my kids, dog and me,
I'm looking for companionship from someone who's free.

I read a lot here; talk of adventure and fame,
People who brag that their sassy, and not really tame.

But I am God's servant, it's Him whom I heed,
Looking for another, who helps others in need.

I've been thin, I've been big. Once built like Adonis,
Today, I'm strong, A bit larger, but NOT on Cialis! LOL

I'm a computer geek with personality, a dentist by day,
I live, love, learn; there's so much to say.

My pickup truck will "Git 'er done,"
But for weekends, the RX8 is too much fun!

I have wide taste in music and enjoy going to theat-ah.
Sports are a go. Fine dining is fun, but so is a pizza. (literary license...)

So write me, open a line, to hear what you know,
I'm looking for someone who'll make my heart glow.

Somebody wrote me and said that's the first time they'd ever seen God and Cialis in the same poem! lol Drop me a note. Say hi. I’m hoping to hear from you! If you're hesitant to send a note, that's fine. Send fresh baked bread! Mmmm

First date?? What?? I don't even know you and u want to date me already? Sorry I am not that easy. Whatever happened to the good old days when ladies invited guys for coffee first?