Hi there.
I drive a Lamborghini, I love to flash my cash, will only drink Champagne, will not spend less than £100 when I get my haircut and I have celebrity friends.
I'm a down to earth chap, I'm honest, thoughtful and caring. Happy with my life, but looking to share some special moments with a special someone.
I'm a relaxed, easy-going, independent and open minded person, so I am looking for someone who is able to chill out and not let too much bother them.
I'm always willing to try new things, and thrive off the excitement of doing so. I'm inquisitive, so there'll also be stuff to talk about. Adventurous and passionate, reliable and loyal cheeky chap. I don't do mood swings, so you'll always know where you are with me.
I like the outdoors and enjoy watching cricket - I keep fit and go the gym regular.
I guess all there is to do now, is drop a few emails and go for a drink. x

Oh, did you spot the lies in the first paragraph. Ok, admittedly I have worked with some celebrities, but they're not friends. I love Real Ale and would only spend about 10 quid on a haircut. As for the car I drive and whether I do actually flash my cash, I guess you'll find that out on date 1 when we meet.
If after reading this and seeing this, I'm not the one for you then best wishes in your search.
xx
PS: Just got into mountain biking, so get in touch if you know any good off road cycle tracks/routes. Merci
first date would have to be a drink and a natter - traditional but proven.