HERE WE GO, HOLD ON CUZ THIS IS GONNA HURT LIKE HELL!
***UPDATE*** I am not dating at the moment because work is taking up most of my time these days but I dont wont to delete my profile because you never know when my schedule will ease up or I decide to say "what the hell" and go for it.
FIRST AND FOREMOST, I dont need anyone to hold me cuz I can hold my own!
I have been getting alot of grief over my profile claiming I must hate men and that I must have been burnt but truth is I know exactly what I want and shallow, materialistic, lying, self-entitled, selfish guys are NOT it.
ABOUT ME
My life is a trainwreck going somewhere to happen and I love it. I am independant, a realist, a brat, caring, considerate and ever-changing in who I am and I wouldnt change a thing about me or my life. Everything I have ever done in my life has put me in each place I arrive and I own it, I rock it and I self-indulge in it.
"I learn every room long enough to make it to the door" if you get that statement you kick a*ss already.
ABOUT WHAT I WANT
I want to date/hangout with a guy who is kind, considerate, respectful with a great sense of humor, you can be the hottest guy in the room but if you need to be reassured by averting your eyes NO THANKS. I am not a princess nor do I think I should be treated like one, I do not believe I am entitled to anything but honesty and respect and I have to make this comment because men on this site make it all the time about women, AVERAGE is not 5'9 and 360lbs. I do not care about weight but really guys, you have a pic posted and we can tell if you are average and to me it says something about your honesty and as for me I am thin, not average but very thin and have multiple pics to prove it.
I work ALOT of hours but if I meet the right person I will make the time to date/hangout. I am not looking to get married or to be the one you write home to mom about. I am always moving to new locations on a whim (no I am not wanted) but I guess if I met the right guy I would consider maybe staying a bit in one spot. I can also tell you what I don't want.
If you are over 21 and still flashing gang symbols, move on.
If you are still in love with an X, move on.
If you need to take a photo of you with your shirt off cuz that is the only selling point you have, move on.
If you take a picture leaning on your European Sports car and then ask, "why can't I meet a nice girl?" I got advice for ya, sign it all over to her now cuz you are asking for a disaster, move on.
If you are still in love with an X, move on.
I dont think your money is going to impress anyone but your banker or the wrong kind of girl so save all that for him and them.
If you are still in love with your X, move on. Anyone getting the subtle hint on this one? move on!
If you think its cool to dress like you are in your early twenties at 40, move on.
I don't want clingy or needy. I am not perfect by any means but I cant be with someone who wants to change me or who has trust issues. I don't want to be loving and mushy all the time, I need room to breathe.
I am me, honest, UNPREDICTABLE, (believe that) a realist, I have a wicked, sarcastic sense of humor that usually I only find funny. I also have horrific road rage, yeah its that bad.
I will even admit when I'm wrong and apologize accordingly. I also realize I am not gonna be everyones type and thats ok. I am 100lbs soaking wet I wont talk today and meet tomorrow!
NOW that you think you have me figured out, hold your breath cuz I'm about to change!
TO WRAP THIS UP, I can tell you what a "great" girl I am but I dont have children, a dog, a cat. I cant keep a beta fish alive. Do the math!
I am not a kitten stuck up a tree either, I dont need to be rescued!
I have gotten out of everything I have gotten into so far, I eat when I am hungry and I travel alone and I take up space just because I can! (Now, I am just being silly) lol
IF YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR YOU WILL REALIZE I AM REALLY NOT THAT DATEABLE!

Holding up a 7-11 would be interesting!