I just moved back to NY from Drummonds,Tennesse so i'm still trying to catch up to the NY pace again. I developed some red necky traits but good news I still don't want to marry my family members and I dont own a shot gun just to own one. It did help me realize that I want to surround myself with a relaxed atmosphere and no petty drama is necessary. I'm not looking for anything serious right off the bat, just good company who likes to laugh. I am extremely funny but in a sarcastic quick witted way and sometimes down right raunchy as well. The more up front with me the better. I don't like games and i don't understand mixed signals and signs or what have you. Either I'm just that dumb or i was not born with that part of the brain. =)

Hmmmm....how do i say this without being generic....that cant be done. I'll make a list of what i can do...I can dance, cook, play pool, golf, bowl, pay for dinner* (although i'd much rather make it myself so if i die from food poisoning i have no one to blame but myself) I get bored easily so you better have some wit to ya, I have the attention span of a moth.