"...and make me some pie!"-Cartman

I am fun loving and easy going. I rarely let things get to me and I can't stand to be around uptight people who don't know how to chill out. I love to laugh and just take each day at a time.

Most of my friends tend to be guys and that's fine by me. I don't care about your hair, the guy you're currently smashing, or if that girl at the cell phone kiosk gave you the stink eye.

I am a very nice person, but I am also VERY honest.
If your breath stinks, I will tell you. If you could stand to lose a few extra pounds, I will chip in for a gym membership.
PLEASE don't ask me if I think your baby is cute, especially if you have sensitive feelings. Puppies are cute...
Trust, I won't go out of my way to be rude. But I will not sugarcoat anything or lie to you either.

I love music(all kinds, I listen to everything...but can't go a single day without Eazy-E, Sublime, or Jason Mraz), doritos with sour cream, the occasional video game, doing outside things(hiking, camping, etc), I try to run about 2 miles every day so preferably someone who likes to run, I'm crazy about art but I'm not exactly an "artist", I love to laugh, conversations that actually mean something are important.
I plan on naming any kids I may have after my favourite comic book characters.

One thing that really does bug me though is when people tell a joke at the expense of someone who just died and then say "too soon?", when no one laughs. No, it wasn't "too soon", your joke just was not funny.

If you saw that I looked at your profile and didn't message you, it doesn't automatically mean I'm not interested...but to be honest(damn that honesty!), I'm probably not. Or, I probably just didn't know what to say. So feel free to message me, I won't bite! =]

If I did happen to message you, don't assume it's because I'm attracted to you. There are no hidden meanings in what I say.

If I say your dog is cute...it means just that your DOG is cute.

Man, you're 26 years old and your only pic is your hs senior pic?? I'm not going to say that every mobile has a camera, but in the past 8 years that's the only pic you can find?

Lastly, I don't do kids.
Kids get sick, kids get all in your face and get you sick, next thing I know I'm sitting at home with H1N1 watching repeats of Degrassi. No thank you.
Doesn't mean I don't eventually want kids...I just don't want someone else's. If that makes me selfish, oh well.

I like dates where we can talk, so a movie definitely would not be my preference for a first date.