Hello! I am a cab driver/ former hair stylist. I like to be out of my house when I can get out. But I don't mind hanging back, curled up on the couch and watching movies.

I'm just looking for someone with substance who doesn't mind hangin' with a chubby midget. I want to hang out with someone fun who wants to do things. I would like to find someone special, but I'm better at getting to know someone first.I truly believe the best lovers are best friends too. I'm as funny as they come, so I like when someone likes to battle my wit.

I also have an 8 yr old daughter. She's a cool little kid. I won't put pics of her up on the net for obvious reasons.

OK, SOOO.. I am also a closet nerd. A little accident prone. I love karaoke.... aaaaannnd I lost you.... heh.. kidding.

I like all kinds of music... mostly alternative, punk, hard or heavy. But... I TOTALLY had a poster of NKOTB when i was younger. I also like MSI, Kings of Leon, Keane, The Used, The Academy Is, The Bravery, Shiny Toy Guns and tee hee.. The Lonely Island.. *snort*

I love movies.. all kinds. I LOVED Slumdog Millionaire, Gran Torino, Boondock Saints (of course), Green Street Hooligans, The Power Of One, Felon, Superbad, Four Rooms, Reservoir Dogs, Grandma's Boy, Zack and Miri,most comedies. Anything with Jason Statham, Ryan Reynolds, Stephen Dorff, or Morgan Freeman.

Anyway, if I haven't run you off yet, feel free to write. If I'm not what you're looking for please don't bother. I'm not very good at these things, but if you're interested, let me know! Also.. do me a favor, don't waste your time writing me if all you want to talk about is sex. It's getting lame already and I'm bored with you. One more thing... If I happen to like you... I WILL cater to you. In my experience, Men run. SO I'm sick of hearing what a "sweet" girl I am.

*UPDATE*
I can't believe I actually have to write this...

IF YOU HAVE A WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY... LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!... that is all...




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Hmmmm... on a first date.... I'm open to almost anything. Now, if I lived in a fantasy world of money is no object.. I'd love to do something fun like go parasailing or jet skiing together.. (neither of which I have ever done). OOH! Or maybe even an amusement park! That'd be awesome! Then I'd like to go get something to eat and talk... then I guess wing it from there. In reality land... I'm up for almost anything. If there was an instant spark... something quiet...intimate. A walk, a picnic, watching a sunset, a nice cafe. If no spark.. beer in a can...in a circle K parking lot.