Mememe:

5. I'm a graphic designer, web designer, and computer programmer which means I'm on my laptop like 6-10 hours a day. Call me a dork if you want, but I make more money than you and I'm cuter (or so says my Grandma when she pinches my cheeks like I'm still 9).

4. I'm very competitive, which leads me to play games you possibly wouldn't think of playing like: Chess, Magic the Gathering, Subspace, Spades, Euchre, Hearts, Bridge, etc. Any game in which you can trounce your opponent's pride when you win. I once made a small boy cry after I let him know how much he was a loser when I beat him in Chutes and Ladders. True story.

3. I love planning events and things to do. Some may consider this *womanish* but to them I say, "I hope you catch herpes." Nothing beats planning a crazy bachelor party for a friend in which a male midget stripper jumps out and slaps his banana hammock on someone's face. Hilarious, crude, and completely worth it.

2. I'm a hopeless romantic. Some of my favorite romantic efforts? Silly string messages on mirrors and macaroni hearts 2nd grade style.

1.1. I love doing shit. I know that's a vague statement, but it's true. I hate just sitting in the house waiting for a zombie to eat me. I'd rather go camping, or to a theme park, or fishing, or to the beach, or jet ski'n, or out for drinks, or random drives to stupid small towns with stupid small town urban legends. Doing sh*tis the shit. Don't be a bum.

1.2. I just wanted to do a 1.2 as if this was an official document.

Life:

I'm a software engineer for a Manhattan based company. I am also the CTO of OCheapo.com, which I hopes makes me filthy rich enough to run nekkid in the streets without worry.

Movies, Books and Music:

Books... The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox is hilarious, Cocaine Nights by J.G. Ballard, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, Animal Kingdom by Amy Hempel, The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger.

Movies... Homemade movies of grown adults making figures out of Playdoh.

Music... nothing but old school Kid 'n Play, Boy George, and Vanilla Ice. Ice is back with a brand new invention!

Walrus hunting.