My profile is not always the most appealing one.
I can be smart-mouthed and rude. Sarcastic or vicious.
Course, it is a design that sends the weak scurrying to the lamer profiles,
of girls looking for romance and flowers and walks on the beach.

My pictures are real. And recent.
I do really look like that girl in my pictures. I swear.
I am hardly perfection, though I can see you were thinking that.
It's okay, people do that all the time. I look the part. I know.
But nonetheless, I am perfectly imperfect, because that's the way I like it.

If you are sensitive, I'm probably not the girl for you.
Must have tough exterior. You are going to need it.

What it will take for you to survive with a girl such as myself.
Damnit, make me laugh. I absolutely enjoy acting the fool,
and making a spectacle of myself in public. That's how I roll.
There isn't an ounce of me who gives a fukk about what people think.

Calm my terrible temper. Like my 9 year old son has learned to do.
If I start cursing out another driver, he waits till I'm through and says,
"Really, Mum... do you feel better now? Nice choice of words!"

Be somewhat intelligent.
If you can't hold your own in a debate, then this isn't going to last.
Course, I am always right, so your intelligence will always be trumped. ;)

Enjoy food. If you order a salad as dinner, I will run off at the mouth.
You will probably be called a sissy. I am not afraid to eat.
Course my genetics are ones to be desired. No dieting for me.

Don't offer to build something for me. This will make me angry.
I hate a man who thinks he can do it better.
I swing a hammer for a living, and I can figure anything out.
I was raised by men who offered me no leniency just because I was a girl.

Don't be a drunk. Don't be into drugs. Don't be lazy.
Don't waste my time with games, I really don't have the energy.