(1) I'm new to the area and therefore easily impressed.
(2) The baby in some of my pictures isn't mine.
(3) Nevertheless, I'm great with kids, and kids usually love me.
(4) I love dogs and cats equally. (No, not like that. Sicko.)
(5) I have a cat (who, by the way, will love you the moment you pet her and tease her with a laser pointer.)
(6) I will also probably love you once you pet me and tease me with a laser pointer.
(7) I'm a great listener (I think someone once said.)
(8) I have a decent sense of humor, and anyone who tells you otherwise just doesn't get my jokes.
(9) I know how to make eye contact while speaking to you (but, no guarantees.)
(10) I can cook, but I can also buy dinner.
(11) I have a hippie mindset.
(12) You'd never guess that until you got to know me pretty well.
(13) I would love to get to actually know you.
(14) I know what a split infinitive is, and I regret using one in the previous sentence.
(15) I'm not as smart as I pretend to be.
(16) I am living an unexpected life, but I'm surviving it.
(17) I hate making assumptions.
(18) I would totally respect you in the morning.
(19) I get a kick out of interesting people like you.
(20) You would get a kick out of me!