I'm originally from Mexico, but I've been living in Canada for 5 years now.
You seriously don't have to impress me with any of your bullshit. I hate it all. I'm about as sweet as that chocolate that's so loaded with sugar that it tears your stomach lining out. I could suprise you by being the most admirable ***hole you've ever met. I have a lot of respect, time and love to give out. the tricky part is that not many people deserve it. Luckily, I have an awesome set of friends and a slightly dysfunctional loving family who do deserve to be trusted and loved. I'm still always going to be a shitty person to shitty people, but if you're looking for someone who would give you the shirt off their back, or someone who would put their face in dirt for you... I am totally the man for the job. Honestly, you'll like me a lot and want to be loyal to me or you'll really ****ing hate me and talk shit. Either way i'll still spill my drinks on your Walmart clothes.