my dougie....my dougie..my dougie..my dougie..she say she like dougie.... im fresh..my dougie..im fresh...my dougie...yep flyer than a MOTHA FUUUUUUUCKA. in case you didnt know it, that song was soooooooooo written about me. true story i swear
live in Bacliff, right off the water. its nice and unique and all sorts of awesome adjectives

just need a friend, ummmm a smokin buddy would be splendifourous
im big into the outdoors and things of that nature. dont drink alot but doesnt mean im a social tard. i have 9 tattoos but im still a work in progress, i dont do drugs, but come on now, weed SOOOOOOOO isnt a drug people. i am the shit, people need to know about me, i mean come on it is me were talkin about.

ummm... so im a politically motivated type of guy, but dont worry im not fanatical, i just want to save the world and make everyones life easier. i mean its 2000 and freagin 8(2008, keep up) and where is my flying car??!!! for real, you want some real change lets vote for the sciences coughRALPHNADERcough and someone who hasnt been bought out by corporations coughRALPHNADERcough. oh did i mention i worked for ralph nader all summer, ya im "somebody" (in my own head).(im cool that obama won, yes we can). my eventual asperations are to be a senator and to truely help the poeple of this country. but i dont wanna do it the way EVERY other politician does, i want to, and try to, live corruption free. i dont steal, lie, cheat, or do people wrong. in fact i try not to break the law at all (except weed and pissin in public{i know its a bad habit, but you would to if you were a dude})

so often times i just get up and leave for mountains and foreign countries and stuff like that... its what i do. like for example, this summer i spent almost all of it traveling across the country (boise, id was the prettiest place i have seen in awhile...for a city) i went from coast to coast and border to border. also went bacpacking in the mexican mountains for 2 weeks, that was cool. last year i hitch-hiked from cocoa beach, fl to austin, tx (thats my hometown austin, its like, the coolest place EVER). SO OOO OOOO having said that you can see im a rollin stone

oh ya, check out DEVIN THE DUDE i would recommend :lacville79: or :doobie ashtray:

another addition... im sorry people, but im JUST NOT into the whole "country" thing. i consider it the same as someone acting ghetto, its obnoxious keep it real. let me explain..i grew up in a town of 557 people, about 45 miles outside austin, ok, and having said as much, some of these CITY people who ACT like they are from the country are out of there god-blessed minds! if your from a city, act like it. oh ya, i soooooooo dont act country, just have the twang

and rage against the machine kicks ass. sleeping under the stars kicks ass.

before i die i WILL join the mile high club.

i like sci-fi. a lot. im a dork, but the coolest one eva
pickles are the sh*t yo
wanna see a self proclaimed genius, look at the pic again.
genius
warren g's "regulators" is the all time jam i dont care WHAT you say cause you would be wrong and thats just not necessary.
my alcohol is mary, she gets the party started for me... yaaaa green

whats up with everyone wantin to be "drama" free...im so freagin "drama" free i would like a little crazyness in my life. the yin-yang

i enjoy taking random walks

if people really read all this then damn i must REALLY interest you
sooooo how about them cowboys huh? except i hate tony F'N romo. damn pretty boy. speakin of i REALLY should put some new pictures up. show off my AAAAAAAAAAAAmazing eyes.

ok... i totally saw this chick kick her dog today...WTF MAN!!! totally uncalled for, as a matter of fact i wanna go kick that chick RIGHT in the tw*t. i mean dead on eagle eye big toe in hole kick in the vag area.... kickin a dog, i swear. people sometimes

i love jack in the box... its soooooooo awesome

i guess i should tell people this....i do sometimes SOMETIMES DAMMIT throw temper tantrums...it happens when someone (me) is used to being by myself like 24-7 and stuff so whatever. but ya, they happen and then they go away.

frisbee is like my favorite thing...did i already say that?? i dont feel like scrolling up and lookin oh well...so i invented this game called DRUNK FRISBEE it is the absolute shiznit im tellin you son its awesome. oh and if anyone is lookin to throw a party i am a professional house sitter, and the house im watchin as avaliable for rent (PAY ME)


i live by the golden rule, you should to

people in houston drive REALLY REALLY fast

ok F'ERS!!! by big and tall i dont mean FAT ***holes! i played football at UNT for a year, so im built like a football player...how do you describe that?? im muscular and athletic but i aint a f'n slim jim sh*tpeople. 6'3 230 lbs with big arms and shoulders and calfs and chest and neck...is that F'N better butt plugs

oh, and no im not****, im just confident.

ok not sure if i should put this cuase it might be takin as pervy mcpervson stuff BUT its not, its just me being me, so maybe it is??? anyways... i make a "sex jams" playlist the other day, and it is THE bomb. i am proud of myself. and i forgot how beautiful aaliyah is/was. that was a real trajedy when she died for real. "4 page love letter" thats a awesome jam by her.

"inside peanut butter outside jelly...7 days of the week 7 different chevys... black SS with the top blowed off...****in with them boys get your top blowed off"-cadiallac don

i love life

so im not trying to sound like a) a man whore or b) super conceited BUT i have meet multiple women off here, and they all say that i look better in person or i need to put up better photos??? i dont know whatever.

i was volunteering at the SPCA and found the THE greatest dog ever, so i sdopted him...his name [doesnt matter what it was] is NOW koopa, well his full name is supa dupa troopa king koopa, but koopa for short. he is my baby, dont know why i JUST got around to putting this down. chocolate lab, hmmm about 3 years (had for 2 months) he is a puppy trapped in a large dogs body. so if you have a dog PLEASE PLEASE contact me, he needs some friends, and that would be a cool date, i think.

hahaha oh ya, so if anyone has face book, check me ouuuuuuut andcarte@excite.com i wonder if it will star out the email, or just put in my name andrew carter, went to Texas Tech and network is houston, i know, im the ONLY mofo left without a space

for a first date...hmmmmm... putt putt is the shiz, go to a festival or something. find where some live music is being played and go dancin, go-karts(i know a awesome place off 249), play some frisbee in the park with a picnic(i ACTUALLY do that, have apicnic basket and everything), aeros game fo sho, or a rockets game if your lucky. have some drinky drinks. talk a little shit, laugh a lot, and give big hugs when we depart.