I am single and looking to meet "new" people to go out with and get to know. I've been told by my closest friends that I am funny, outgoing and have a heart of gold. I am looking for you to be funny, personality is a must, but not into playing head games. I like all kinds of music, and I think that my unique quality is my warped sense of humor!! Family and friends are very important to me.  I am a typical Jersey Girl and like to play pool, go bowling, go down-the-shore or even up to the mountains--but I would definately do something that you would like! Somehow I juggle my own house, 2 jobs and a dog.

If you see that i put you on my favorites...obviously something sparked my interest-so dont be shy-email me-look forward to hearing from you

Disclaimer: I didn't create the list below, nor would not do any of these things:)

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.

Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.

Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than s/he does.

Drool.

Hold a debate. Take both sides.

At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.

Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.

Repeat every third third word you say say.

Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.

Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.

Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.

Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

Howl and whistle at women's legs, especially if you are female.

Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include cars.

Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.

Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant.
Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her "What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?"

Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.

Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.

Order for your date. Order something nasty.

Communicate in mime the entire evening.

Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.

Undress your date verbally.

Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.

Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.

If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.

Respond to all your date's questions via text message

Speak only in one syllable words

Keep calling them different names

Adopt different accents throughout the date

Fake a call with your parole officer

Put some of your food on a spoon and start to feed them as you say "here comes the airplane"

Put deodorant on at the table

Let a dozen condoms fall out of your wallet when you open it to pay

Ask someone at the table next to you if you can have their autograph

Order things that aren't on the