Hello there,

I'm a recovering alcoholic addicted to narcissistic self-adulation. I generally blame failed relationships on the inadequacies of others. I'm of course minorly facetious.

-Jesse

I will take you on the most romantic date. We'll go to the beach and hold hands while lazily dragging our feet through the sand. We'll buy balloons and let them go and watch them fly up into the sky. We'll eat warm caramel pop corn while watching the sunset... then i'll lean over and whisper in your ear, "it was nice meeting you but i really have to go"