*** I've heard a few times that I'm intimidating...be it my height, my job or my lack of that mind/mouth filter thing....whatever. Truth is, I wouldn't be into any man who would be intimidated by these things. There we go. ***

I just quit smoking.....I am trying very hard to not be cranky :-D



So! About me....

I am English by birth and lineage, Danish on my father's side
Born/raised in England, have been here since I was 14
(accent only appears when talking with family or when woken suddenly from a sound sleep or when drinking with friends 'til they eventually shout "TALK BRITISH!" and I do so for their entertainment...I'm a giver)
I'm tall - 6'1" - which is even taller in heels (who would have guessed)
VERY curvy
HUGE a$$ (spank me on Xmas, it'll shake 'til New Year's)
Fairly busty
Grip of tattoos
Educated and elitist
Loyal and independent
Dry and sarcastic
Loud and obnoxious
Fascinated by the bizarre and outlandish
Partake in all the decadence that life has to offer yet work hard to not overindulge
(everything in moderation, n'est-ce pas?)
Have an odd weakness for Cops & Marines....or someone willing to dress as either

I have a Miniature Poodle that is with me everywhere it seems, she's the best...you should ask me about my horses as well (o:

If you're a dweller or a victim, we won't get along. Life is for the living...

We also will not get along if your life reads like a Jerry Springer transcript.

Loyalty and integrity are just about the two most important things I seek as well as offer.

I do live by the Golden Rule and so should you....Do as you would be done by.

I really want to learn a little swordplay...no, that's not a euphemism. Not just fencing standards though...Broad swords...awesome. I'd also like to mess with archery. Sure, in our .44 caliber world they're a bit archaic by comparison, but you must admit....way cooler.

I don't watch a lot of television...at all really. I love movies. I'm a voracious reader. I'm currently writing two graphic novels, because, well, why the hell not? and why doesn't anyone ever want to go to Comic-Con and Horror-Con's with me?? Is this too geeky an endeavor?




As for what I'm after, I offer up the following:

I'm into monogamy, it's ok if you're not, but I am so please don't waste my time or yours...I find myself very loyal in life and, when involved romantically, to just one man...My personal belief is that if I am unable to commit something as simple as my body, how could I ever commit something as complex as my heart?

I really don't care what you do if it's something that makes you happy or allows you to do those things that make you happy.

No interest in a man with a weak chin, a weak handshake or a weak character.

Is it really so difficult to be true to one's words?

You should hit me up if:
You happen to be the man of my dreams....
You'd have the intellect, humour & passion of Bill Hicks
The heart, soul & height of Joey Ramone
The (endearing) arrogance, swagger and looks of Billy Idol

.....yeah, looks like I'm gonna be single a while... :-P

Ok, for real & true, if -
You are HONEST
You are at least within my height and age range
You have full grasp of your 10% brain usage
You are able to laugh at anything and everything
(the more inappropriate, the better)
You share some common interests
You are open-minded....very open-minded

I am a girly girl....be, in turn, a manly man (o:

If you are just too d@mn cool for Disneyland, MAJOR costumage at Halloween (or any other day of the year) or serious Xmas merriment....then move on forward

If you'd like to catch up on more about my interests and perv some more pics, you can find me at my space(dot)com(slash)miss(dot)kitten

PS ~ The "pre-65 American Heavy Metal" refers to good ol' Detroit steel....not the non-existent music genre...duh (o:

PPS ~ Please, no "Bro's" (you know who you are!)

How about a relaxed dinner (Persian/Greek or Sushi is ALWAYS a good start), local live show and drinks would round out the evening fairly nicely...

Museums....from fine art to natural history to kitcshy galleries...always an enjoyable day

A long drive to nowhere with a couple of packed cd cases, taking turns playing DJ, munching on pretzels...would be brilliant

Learn how to Argentine Tango??

Perhaps a trip up to Oz?? I've got my own key (o:

An afternoon at Guitar Center....I'd like to try as many instruments as possible to see how many it takes before they realise I have no talent and throw us out...

Disneyland

Blankets and hot chocolate on a freezing beach

Teach me how to play any kind of Poker that isn't 5 Card Stud....that one I've got

Play Scrabble, Clue or Operation in the park

Ok, your turn....