Let me start of by saying... I'm 'effen epic (understatement). Just seriously.. awesome. Haha.

A bucket full of rainbows for everyonnnnnne! Rainbows made of life savers, the colorful fruit kind! taste the fruity rainbow! smiles, hugs and lovles(?) for all!

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE:
dying my hair, hanging out with friends, playing pool, mini golf, bowling, aimlessly wandering, random freak outs, dance parties, texting, camping, watching movies, singing atrociously to words scrolling on a screen, getting hammered and stripping, talking about life, reading, taking pictures, poking a bit of smot every now and then, working, eating, writing, drawing, fiddeling around with my make up, playing video games and tending to my posse of rats.

I learned something new recently... I thought everyone kept animal snouts, tieras (tiaras, whatever), wands, pirate doo rags, bubbles, rubix cubes, weird sun glasses and other assorted thing-a-ma-jigs in their pouuches (and by pouuche I mean ootie and by ootie I mean that place where wallets and such are kept.. purse! that's the word...) buuuut apparently not everyone keeps whatcha-ma-callits in there pouuche! so it's.. not normal...? news to me!

As most might have guessed, I'm not quite normal. I'm pretty much a mess of random and weird and most days a walking fashion disaster.

My motto in life and the one thing I probably say most is... sh*t happens, get over it. Stupid, unexpected and even expected sh*t happens in life, just roll with it and deal accordingly, no need to b*tch and whine about it. Just get over it.

Britt: What the hell is this?
Me: Oh that's just me sock basket...
Britt: What the eff did you do to it, like mold it or something?
Me: Uhm.. no, that's just what happens to a sock basket over time...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
I love how everyone always answers this question with give some away, invest or charity, lets be real people.. HONESTLY, I'd blow it on a bunch of ridiculously stupid sh*t and wonder where the 'eff it all went later. Ha.

I feels like a princess today and everyday, so I wears my tiara (tiera.. whatever..) I wears it on me head and I wears it beautiously..

They give you an option drop box for income level, but POOR is clearly not an option.. jeeze aaaand ps does anyone actually answer this question?

ANOTHER FEW FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:
I have 43 piercings and 8 tattoos
I swear, alot. Get over it.
I'm a night person. I work nights and sleep evenings. I work almost EVERY weekend. That's my life, I enjoy it.
I have pet rats, yeah they're freaken' awesome.
My favorite colors are purple and orange. (odd combo)
I honestly believe everyday should be halloween because costume are definately a must for everyday life.
I listen to all sorts of music and I'm always open to new tunes.
My life long goal is to be a Pirate. (Rum anyone?)
I strongly believe brushing my teeth will solve if not all, but most of my problems, hangovers especially. (Not for real, well... sometimes..)
My favorite movies are:
Labyrinth, Rock-a-doodle, Elmchanted Forest, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Party Monster, and Dead Silence

When looking through profiles and I see a 'socially' in the drugs field, I think, hmmm so there are part time coke heads out there huh? (Not really)

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
No goals, I'm just going with it... see where I end up. Living life day by day, it's too short to plan too far ahead... just roll with it, things will eventually work out.

I SAW A SQUIRREL!! IT WAS DOING LIKE THIS... *proceed to quance* (Quance: see Urban Dictionary for definition)

FINAL WORDS
I believe sweat pants are perfectly acceptable attire for almost all occasions and if you don't know me, you pretty much FAIL.. (kidding) but you should probably get on that... 'Nough said.

Error is Human, Arrrr is Pirate...

If you're still with me... drop me a line.

No dates, thats high school. Chillin' is where its at! lol

So who knows, something simple like get baked go for a walk and hope the unicorns don't find us.