So, it has come to my attention that there are a lot of creeps online and just because I’m loud, obnoxious, and universally loved by the public doesn't mean I can throw my verbiage around online and be appreciated by women simply trying to weed out predators. SOOOOO… I’m going to keep this boring set the bar low but, NOT to worry. One simple, “hi, I don’t believe you’re interesting.” And I’ll go to town and likely look like a creep! lol jk
That said I’ll avoid talking to myself and address a community issue sprawled across the internet and that issue is drama. Admittedly when it comes to drama I’m a novice and I didn’t even know what “drama” was until recently. I met a girl that “hated” drama; clearly. For those of you like me, no, drama isn’t that admired form of theatrics that has high commercial value. In fact, it is quite the opposite. It’s that not even sort of artistic behavior addressed during the commercials by all the advertisers that warn you their product “might cause nausea, indigestion, or death.” You might think there is no point to keep reading but the less apparent the point is the more imperative it is that you continue. You see the reason drama has sprouted almost entirely without my knowledge is directly due to people watching characters like Jennifer Aniston intricately implement drama on screen in the context of a multi-million dollar actor with writers and then assume if her character can do it, gosh darn it, so can I. Although, it’s a seemingly reasonable perspective it’s not unlike watching a surgeon fix your grandmothers brain and then think you can rip something out of your garage and practice the same procedure on your kid brother. If you don’t think that’s true keep in mind there are tons of brain surgeons only one Jennifer Aniston. Finally, you can totally discredit my idea as some super impressive way to delight you and make you curious as to what other fascinating observations I’ve made about this wonderful world but seriously at least pay attention the next time you’re watching Jennifer Aniston pull off drama and inevitably moments later you’re hearing a commercial… “may cause nausea, indigestion, and death” They are talking about acting like Jennifer Aniston not their pill!
So, ladies let a guy have his fun and allow him merely the opportunity to entertain and impress you. When you find the right guy this will effortlessly continue into old age. When these simple goals seem impossible purchase the pills.

PS as far as me I think it's a safe bet to say I like to ride bikes, cook, drink, travel, laugh, laugh, laugh, and laugh. I like admiring the human condition not manipulating it and although I have reasons for my opinions I truly don't believe they are any more or less valid than anyone else's. My secret is... ENJOY shh don't tell.

This defies description! I wish... I think dates are more about getting to know someone less about impressing them especially if your looking for something beyond 3 weeks. I'm pretty confident and don't have an issue making conversation in any environment. I LOVE PEOPLE don't think I'd even feel alive without them. Fortunatly for anyone dating me most of my happiness, fun, and even sexualness comes from pleasing others.

PS if you play tennis I'm up for meeting right now... doesn't matter your looks or personality as long as you're comfortable with just friends.