Not a huge fan of these types of sites, but finding some encounters/messaging to be invaluable and other experiences to be quite hilarious. Thus, I am willing to stay for now.

I find it quite entertaining to see how many women have wrote:
-"Read my whole profile before responding"
-"If your looking for a booty call don’t bother with me"
-For the love of god "men put your shirt on"
-"Please do not write me saying:" “yo”, “what’s up”, “Lets hook up,” etc…
Is there that many bad guys around? Nevermind. lol.

Similarly, I do not respond to these messages. However, if I do (and when I have), please be warned that it is solely for entertainment purposes. And if you couldn’t catch on by my sarcastic response, umm well best of luck to you.

Having said that and your still reading, here are a few things about me and what I am looking for.

ME: I am single, career minded, and university + educated. My work, family, and friends keep me balanced. My hobbies include playing many different sports, volunteering, working out, and traveling. I am willing and actually enjoy experiencing new activities. However, I also at times just love kicking back watching movie with that special someone.

You:
Five main rules:
You cant be taller than me. 6’2
You cant weigh more than me. 210
You cant be missing any of your front teeth.
You cant have bigger biceps than me.
You must be single.

Wish list:
You not only pass my five main rules, but in addition it would be awesome if you were also outgoing, ambitious, adventurous, and generally maintain a positive attitude. I also have a preference for a woman who is healthy and fit. (however, you don’t need to have a six pack)

I hope I am not asking too much, but I think i offer a lot and thus can be picky. :)
Talk to you soon.

Before a "date" I prefer just to get to know someone. Something simple.
When the date happens, it will be a night that you remember and it will be full of surprises. Promise!