if ur a prude then take a walk,had enough miserable gits to last me a lifetime, if not read on...

what is it with women and toilets? take ur pics somewhere interesting for god sake girls lol




if u really feel the need to know why not ask

if only carlsberg made girl friends, ooo the legs and theyd all wear stockings with suspenders

my pet hates......long and boring profiles, being called babe,oink oink im not a pig! yet another americanism like what ever and hey!

i like a nice pair of legs(no jeans! )and a nice bum!!
and i like the feel of nylons on a woman
so common ladies, message me, i do have a wide range in taste of legs
yes i am a legman... but i also like a nice pair of boobicles


JOKE TIME

a man dies and goes to heaven, walks in and god greets him..
god:hello my son, what r u doing here so early?
man:well you see ive done everything i need and want to do theres nothing left for me to do now
god:oh common my son, there must be something... your here far to early
man:well there is one thing
god: whats that then, name it
man:well id like to build a bridge all the way around the world
god:oh i cant allow that, it would cost to much money and to many resources, is there anything else u could think of?
man: well there is this one thing... can u tell me how a womans mind works?
god: would u like lights on that bridge?

talk to me... yes i might bite,but only nicely

it started with a kissssss

my i ideal date would be... a meal in a restaraunt by the sea somewhere nice with nice company , then a nice walk along the beach hand in hand under a nice blue moonlit sky, and maybe a chat sat at the side of the beach smooching and gazing into eachothers eyes till the morning
failing that a mc flurry?