I think that my four years of studying Art History was a HUGE waste of time.

Even some of my larger and more important conflicts are settled by playing Paper, Rock, Scissors.

I ate dirt as a child. It was delicious.

Every time before I type out words like "field" or "believe" I quietly recite to myself the rule of thumb :"I before E except after C."

I consider myself a great storyteller.

My favorite flower is the tulip.

I sincerely believe that every time I buy a lottery ticket that I have a really good chance of winning. I'm bummed out for about an hour after finding out that I didn't.

I strongly prefer shopping alone.

I can't eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt.

I've never seen any Star Wars movies but I still know all the characters and most of the plot.

I consider myself a pretty great pool player.

I can recite nearly every word to every episode of Seinfeld.

I'm usually able to find Waldo.

I put ranch dressing on just about everything.

I rarely wear the same colored socks.